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Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
William Shakespeare
Fool
Better
Foolish
Wit
Witty
Than
I am attracted to intelligence, a witty sense of humor, an adventurous outlook on life and spiritual awareness about one's self and the world.
Tanit Phoenix
Life
Spiritual
Sense Of Humor
Intelligence
World
Humor
Sense
Awareness
About
Outlook
Self
Adventurous
Attracted
Am
Witty
A witty saying proves nothing.
Voltaire
Saying
Nothing
Witty
Proves
You can pretend to be serious; but you can't pretend to be witty.
Sacha Guitry
You
Pretend
Witty
Serious
To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it.
Andre Maurois
Too Much
Too
Enough
Possess
Must
Having
Wit
Witty
Much
Avoid
Sufficient
I think Irish women are strong as horses, incredibly loyal and for the most part, funny, witty, bright and optimistic in the face of devastating reality.
Fionnula Flanagan
Funny
Women
Reality
Strong
Face
Think
Incredibly
Horses
Devastating
Part
Most
Witty
Women Are
Irish
Optimistic
Loyal
Bright
You are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of stuff.
Frank Crane
Time
You
Wise
Wonderful
Too Much
Reading
Too
Too Much Time
Spend
Stuff
Sort
Witty
Time Reading
Much
A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.
George Meredith
Woman
Power
Beauty
Witty
Treasure
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
Honore de Balzac
Time
Day
Every Day
Simple
Husband
Lover
Difficult
Every
Say
Easier
Pretty
Pretty Things
More
Simple Reason
Witty
Than
From Time To Time
Reason
Things
Many a witty inspiration is like the surprising reunion of befriended thoughts after a long separation.
Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
Thoughts
Long
Separation
Inspiration
Like
Reunion
Witty
Surprising
After
Many
Such is the nature of men, that howsoever they may acknowledge many others to be more witty, or more eloquent, or more learned; yet they will hardly believe there be many so wise as themselves.
Thomas Hobbes
Nature
Wise
Will
Men
Believe
Eloquent
Others
More
Learned
Witty
May
Acknowledge
Themselves
Many
Hardly
If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often be greatly at a loss.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Man
Fools
Would
Witty
Were
Loss
Greatly
Often
Company
Generally speaking, there is more wit than talent in the world. Society swarms with witty people who lack talent.
Antoine Rivarol
People
World
Society
More
Generally
Talent
Wit
Witty
Than
Lack
Speaking
Who
Honestly, I like someone who is really grounded, super sweet, honest. I need them to have a sense of humor. I need them to laugh at what's funny, I need them to get jokes and be funny and be witty and sarcastic.
Casper Smart
Funny
Jokes
Sense Of Humor
Humor
Sense
Sweet
Honestly
Laugh
Super
Someone
Like
Witty
Get
Them
Really
Grounded
Who
Sarcastic
Need
Honest
'Liberal Fascism' is less an expose of left-wing hypocrisy than a chance to exact political revenge. Yet, the title of his book aside, what distinguishes Goldberg from the Sean Hannitys and Michael Savages is a witty intelligence that deals in ideas as well as insults - no mean feat in the nasty world of the culture wars.
David Oshinsky
Culture
Book
Revenge
Intelligence
World
Political
Hypocrisy
Liberal
Distinguishes
Exact
Feat
Ideas
Well
Insults
Deals
Witty
Nasty
His
Left-Wing
Michael
Than
Title
Mean
Aside
Less
Wars
Sean
Expose
Fascism
Chance
Savages
The witty woman is a tragic figure in American life. Wit destroys eroticism and eroticism destroys wit, so women must choose between taking lovers and taking no prisoners.
Florence King
Life
Woman
Women
Destroys
Must
Taking
Between
Wit
Witty
Prisoners
Tragic
American
Lovers
American Life
Choose
Figure
People who can't be witty exert themselves to be devout and affectionate.
George Eliot
People
Devout
Exert
Witty
Affectionate
Themselves
Who
The tone of good web writing grows out of email. It's more direct, personal, colloquial, urgent, witty, efficient. It doesn't waste your time. It reflects that engagement, responsiveness, and haste of web surfers, as opposed to the more general passivity of print readers.
Jacob Weisberg
Time
Good
Writing
Email
Out
Haste
Web
Direct
General
More
Print
Readers
Witty
Opposed
Passivity
Reflects
Efficient
Personal
Urgent
Engagement
Your
Waste
Grows
Tone
I really started to enjoy Instagram more recently because it's something that shows people what I'm doing and what I'm going through, but it's so simple. I don't have to come up with something witty; it's just a funny photo, and you can be as artistic or as plain Jane as you want.
Alex Morgan
Funny
You
People
Simple
Enjoy
Photo
Something
More
Through
Instagram
Come
Because
Witty
Doing
Up
Going
Artistic
Just
Want
Jane
Plain
Really
Shows
Started
Recently
Some BuzzFeed articles are written by smart people who use complete sentences. Some of the disposable lists are witty and appear to have taken some effort to put together.
Alex Pareene
Together
People
Smart
Complete
Some
Taken
Written
Put
Smart People
Witty
Articles
Effort
Lists
Sentences
Use
Who
Appear
Disposable
When I first read 'Outlander' a few years ago, I was shocked to find that Jamie was the complete package: incredibly smart, incredibly witty, strong but emotionally vulnerable, passionate to a fault - and, well, the Scottish accent doesn't hurt! I actually stopped reading at several points to swoon over something he said... he's really that good.
Alexandra Bracken
Good
Hurt
Fault
Strong
Smart
First
Reading
Few
Incredibly
Complete
Several
Find
Outlander
Something
Points
Emotionally
He
Over
Well
Accent
Read
Vulnerable
Said
Witty
Passionate
Years
Years Ago
Scottish
Shocked
Stopped
Jamie
Package
Really
Actually
Usually when people see me, they see me as more of the soft-spoken one rather than being the witty, smart-tongued character.
Amy Acker
Character
Me
People
See
Rather
More
Witty
Than
Being
I often feel I'm a disappointment to people because they expect me to be the guy in the books. When I sit next to someone at a dinner party I can see they expect me to be quick and witty, and I'm not at all.
Bill Bryson
Me
Disappointment
People
Dinner
Party
Sit
Books
Dinner Party
See
Someone
Guy
Feel
Because
Witty
Quick
Expect
Often
Next
I think I hang out with some pretty witty people, but we're never that funny.
Bobcat Goldthwait
Funny
People
Think
Out
Some
Pretty
Never
Witty
Hang
Your wit makes others witty.
Catherine the Great
Others
Wit
Makes
Witty
Your
Next to being witty, the best thing is being able to quote another's wit.
Christian Nestell Bovee
Best
Able
Wit
Another
Witty
Being
Quote
Next
Thing
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