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Bill Bryson
American
Writer
Born:
Dec 8
,
1951
Book
Me
People
Time
World
You
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I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.
Bill Bryson
God
Time
Me
People
Long
Stupid
Spend
Earth
Part
Most
Stupid People
Known
Little
Plan
Little Time
Each
We forget just how painfully dim the world was before electricity. A candle, a good candle, provides barely a hundredth of the illumination of a single 100 watt light bulb.
Bill Bryson
Good
World
Light
Single
Before
Dim
Hundredth
Light Bulb
How
Bulb
Provides
Forget
Candle
Just
Barely
Painfully
Electricity
Illumination
There'd never been a more advantageous time to be a criminal in America than during the 13 years of Prohibition. At a stroke, the American government closed down the fifth largest industry in the United States - alcohol production - and just handed it to criminals - a pretty remarkable thing to do.
Bill Bryson
Government
Time
Closed
Down
Alcohol
Criminal
Prohibition
Criminals
States
Stroke
Pretty
More
Remarkable
Never
Industry
Been
Years
Handed
Than
America
American
Just
American Government
Fifth
Production
United
United States
Largest
Thing
More than 300 million people in the world speak English and the rest, it sometimes seems, try to.
Bill Bryson
People
Speak
World
Sometimes
Try
Rest
Seems
More
Than
English
Million
Million People
I don't know whether I'm misanthropic. It seems to me I'm constantly disappointed. I'm very easily disappointed. Disappointed in the things that people do; disappointed in the things that people construct. I want things to be better all the time.
Bill Bryson
Time
Me
People
Better
Easily
Constantly
Seems
Construct
Disappointed
Know
Very
Want
Whether
Things
In a funny way, nothing makes you feel more like a native of your own country than to live where nearly everyone is not.
Bill Bryson
Funny
You
Country
Own
Nothing
Live
Funny Way
Everyone
Way
More
Feel
Like
Makes
Than
Native
Where
Your
Nearly
If you drive to, say, Shenandoah National Park, or the Great Smoky Mountains, you'll get some appreciation for the scale and beauty of the outdoors. When you walk into it, then you see it in a completely different way. You discover it in a much slower, more majestic sort of way.
Bill Bryson
Great
You
Appreciation
Walk
Drive
Beauty
National
Mountains
Way
Say
Scale
Outdoors
See
Slower
Some
More
Park
Majestic
Sort
Smoky
Discover
National Park
Get
Different
Then
Much
Different Way
I can't imagine there has ever been a more gratifying time or place to be alive than America in the 1950s. No country had ever known such prosperity.
Bill Bryson
Time
Prosperity
Country
Alive
No Country
More
Had
Known
Been
Than
America
Place
Gratifying
Ever
Imagine
Britain still has the most reliably beautiful countryside of anywhere in the world. I would hate to be part of the generation that allowed that to be lost.
Bill Bryson
Beautiful
Generation
Hate
World
Lost
Reliably
Would
Allowed
Part
Countryside
Most
Still
Anywhere
Britain
I can't fix the world. If you want to make a difference in life, you have to direct your energies in a focused way.
Bill Bryson
Life
You
World
Way
Focused
Direct
Make
Make A Difference
Fix
Difference
Want
Energies
Your
All the things that are part of your heritage make you British - that makes this country what it is. It's part of your history. And here, unlike America, it's still living history.
Bill Bryson
History
You
Country
Living
Heritage
Unlike
Part
Make
Makes
Still
America
Your
Things
Here
British
England was full of words I'd never heard before - streaky bacon, short back and sides, Belisha beacon, serviettes, high tea, ice-cream cornet.
Bill Bryson
Words
Before
Tea
Back
Sides
Bacon
High
Beacon
Never
Heard
Short
Full
England
Scientists tend to be unappreciated in the world at large, but you can hardly overstate the importance of the work they do.
Bill Bryson
Work
You
World
Tend
Importance
Scientists
Overstate
Large
Hardly
I often feel I'm a disappointment to people because they expect me to be the guy in the books. When I sit next to someone at a dinner party I can see they expect me to be quick and witty, and I'm not at all.
Bill Bryson
Me
Disappointment
People
Dinner
Party
Sit
Books
Dinner Party
See
Someone
Guy
Feel
Because
Witty
Quick
Expect
Often
Next
I would make a genuinely terrible guide. I can't remember things. I would get half way through telling a story or explaining something and I would get distracted. Oh, and I have absolutely no sense of direction at all.
Bill Bryson
Remember
Half
Sense
Guide
Way
Distracted
Telling
Would
Something
Direction
No Sense
Through
Absolutely
Make
Terrible
Genuinely
Get
Oh
Story
Explaining
Things
I could give you a long list of things I like about Britain, but essentially what it comes down to is that I feel about Britain the same way I feel about my wife. I'm crazy about my wife - we just kind of suit each other. I wouldn't say that she's the most fantastic human being that's ever lived, but she is for me.
Bill Bryson
Me
Crazy
You
Human Being
Wife
Long
Down
Other
Way
Say
Kind
About
Give
Could
Long List
Feel
Like
Most
She
Same
List
Human
Essentially
Just
Being
Just Kind
Fantastic
Each
Lived
Ever
Things
Britain
Suit
The first book I did - the first successful book - was a kind of a travel book, and publishers in Britain encouraged me to do more.
Bill Bryson
Me
Travel
Book
First
Kind
More
Encouraged
Did
Successful
Publishers
Britain
I sometimes think I cannot write another passage about a disappointing meal ever again, because I've done it so many times.
Bill Bryson
Sometimes
Meal
Think
About
Write
Disappointing
Another
Because
Passage
Times
Done
Cannot
Again
Many
Ever
Yes, U.S. travelers dress better. The British are always so conspicuous in hot climates. They don't seem to wear shorts. American men seem to be comfortable wearing hot-weather clothing.
Bill Bryson
Better
Men
Conspicuous
Wear
Wearing
Dress
Seem
Hot
Comfortable
Always
Yes
American
Clothing
American Men
Shorts
Travelers
British
For a long time, I'd been vaguely fascinated by the idea that Charles Lindbergh flew the Atlantic and Babe Ruth hit 60 home runs in the same summer.
Bill Bryson
Time
Home
Long
Long Time
Summer
Runs
Atlantic
Charles
Ruth
Idea
Been
Hit
Same
Flew
Home Runs
Fascinated
Babe
Vaguely
Babe Ruth
I painted myself into a corner by writing a whole book on this one period. The summer of 1927 came to an end, but nothing else did - all of these peoples' lives went on.
Bill Bryson
Myself
Book
People
Writing
Nothing
Corner
Else
Summer
Period
Came
End
Did
Painted
Whole
Lives
The basic challenge of any book is you know you're going to be working on it for three or four years or more. So you want to have a subject that will keep you engaged.
Bill Bryson
You
Book
Challenge
Will
Three
More
Know
Years
Subject
Any
Going
Want
Working
Engaged
Keep
Basic
Four
I don't know whether I'm misanthropic. It seems to me I'm constantly disappointed. I'm very easily disappointed.
Bill Bryson
Me
Easily
Constantly
Seems
Disappointed
Know
Very
Whether
I want things to be better all the time. And I tend to get angry about that. Books are an opportunity to vent.
Bill Bryson
Time
Angry
Better
Opportunity
Books
About
Tend
Vent
Get
Want
Things
Cheapness is a great virtue.
Bill Bryson
Great
Virtue
I wish I could adjust my voice, but it's just what's happened to me. It's because I've lived abroad for a long time, and my wife is English and my kids all have English accents, and every voice I hear is English. I've never intentionally changed my accent at all.
Bill Bryson
Time
Me
Wife
Long
Long Time
Wish
Every
Changed
Kids
Adjust
Abroad
Voice
Could
Never
Accent
Accents
Because
Hear
Just
Intentionally
Happened
English
Lived
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