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A. Whitney Brown Quotes
A. Whitney Brown Quotes
A. Whitney Brown
American
Comedian
Born:
Jul 8
,
1952
Actually
Am
Happened
Only
Past
You
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown
Love
Food
Hate
Plants
Animals
Vegetarian
Because
Am
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
A. Whitney Brown
You
Grace
Humor
Saving
Saving Grace
Laughing
No-One
Fail
I'm not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.
A. Whitney Brown
Me
You
Atheist
Believe
Too
Way
Something
How
Exist
Convoluted
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
A. Whitney Brown
School
Our
High
Find
High School
Student
Smarter
Least
Kuwait
Than
Average
Bombs
The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.
A. Whitney Brown
History
Past
Down
Someone
Only
Wrote
Happened
Actually
A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.
A. Whitney Brown
Black
Lawyer
White
Group
He
Wrong
Him
Because
South
African
Should
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