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Jonathan Winters
American
Comedian
Born:
Nov 11
,
1925
Died:
Apr 11
,
2013
Comedy
Day
Man
People
War
You
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If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it.
Jonathan Winters
Out
Come
Ship
Your
Swim
Well, the most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or heart problems or food poisoning - it's a man or a woman without a sense of humor.
Jonathan Winters
War
Food
Man
Woman
Heart
Sense Of Humor
Fear
Cancer
Problems
Humor
Sense
Poisoning
Most
Well
Terrible
Without
Disease
Anybody
Should
I love improvisation. You can't blame it on the writers. You can't blame it on direction. You can't blame it on the camera guy... It's you. You're on. You've got to do it, and you either sink or swim with what you've got.
Jonathan Winters
Love
You
Blame
Guy
Direction
Writers
Got
Camera
Sink
Improvisation
Either
Swim
You've got to be an observer. And you've got to take time to listen to people, talk, to watch what they do.
Jonathan Winters
Time
You
People
Take
Observer
Talk
Got
Listen
Watch
My mother and father were very strange people. They tried to be funny which is always very sad to me.
Jonathan Winters
Sad
Funny
Me
Strange
People
Mother
Father
Mother And Father
Tried
Always
Were
Very
Which
I don't do jokes. The characters are my jokes.
Jonathan Winters
Jokes
Characters
My mother had a radio show - a Barbara Walters type of gal and was very successful for about 20-some years on a radio station.
Jonathan Winters
Mother
Type
Station
About
Had
Years
Very
Gal
Barbara
Successful
Show
Radio
Radio Station
I've done for the most part pretty much what I intended - I ended up doing comedy, writing and painting. I've had a ball. And as I get older, I just become an older kid.
Jonathan Winters
Writing
Comedy
Become
Painting
Older
Kid
Pretty
Had
Part
Most
Ball
Doing
Up
Get
Intended
Ended
Done
Just
Much
I began painting well before I started doing comedy. In fact, when I came out of the war in 1946, I enrolled in art school in Dayton, Ohio. I painted for three years, and then show business took hold.
Jonathan Winters
War
Art
Business
School
Comedy
Three
Before
Painting
Took
Enrolled
Out
Fact
Dayton
Well
Doing
Came
Years
Began
Art School
Ohio
In Fact
Hold
Then
Show
Show Business
Painted
Started
I find painting a much slower process than comedy, where you can go a mile a minute verbally and hope to God that some of the people out there understand you. I don't paint every day. I'm not that motivated.
Jonathan Winters
Hope
God
Day
You
Every Day
People
Comedy
Painting
Every
Out
Find
Minute
Slower
Some
Understand
Verbally
Motivated
Go
Than
Where
Process
Much
Mile
Paint
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