72 Bill Cosby Quotes for You to Enjoy

Bill Cosby

American

Born: Jul 12, 1937

Love Me People Think You I Am

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. Bill Cosby

Best Me Too Rules Civilization Had Did Rewrite Them Many

Sometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of you. Bill Cosby

You People Sometimes Try Take Advantage Take Advantage Then Help Help People

Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made. Bill Cosby

Wisdom Business Generation Made Mistakes Incredibly Risky Previous Repeats Cumulative Children Which Gained Hard Each Each Generation Raising Raising Children

Gray hair is God's graffiti. Bill Cosby

God Hair Gray Gray Hair

Old is always fifteen years from now. Bill Cosby

Old Always Years Fifteen Now

There's a gap between people knowing what I do and really believing that I still do that - and wondering what it is I really do. Bill Cosby

People Between Knowing Still Wondering Really Gap Believing

Laughter brings out the child in all of us. Bill Cosby

Laughter Out Child Us Brings

Social networking helps reach people easier and quicker. Bill Cosby

People Easier Networking Reach Quicker Social Helps

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice. Bill Cosby

You Women Think Voice Hear Want Deeper

You don't reinvent yourself; you get better with what you do. Bill Cosby

You Yourself Better Get Reinvent

Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first. Bill Cosby

Somebody Long First Immortality Admit Long Shot Shot

I got into Temple University on a track scholarship. Bill Cosby

Temple Scholarship Track Got University

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. Bill Cosby

Love You Pretending Fatherhood Most Present

Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific. Bill Cosby

I use the exercise room early, because I don't want to get on the treadmill and everyone's going 'Oh, Bill Cosby,' and then they come around to see how fast I'm walking, and it becomes very competitive. Bill Cosby

Everyone See Cosby Come Because Exercise Around Becomes How Very Walking Get Going Oh Want Room Then Bill Bill Cosby Use Fast Treadmill Early Competitive

I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices. Bill Cosby

People Think About Loud Stopped Want Choices Profanity Street

Now, Richard Pryor was unique. Many misunderstood his humor. He lit up the hallway, but they didn't understand his use of profanity. He didn't use it just to be using it; he used it in the context of his satire. Bill Cosby

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. Bill Cosby

Funny Hope Future God Sense Of Humor Humor Sense Because

Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your friend, you've put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see. Bill Cosby

You World Remember Own Twitter Kids See Someday Something Put Like Friend Whispering Your Billboard Whole Including Need