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I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
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Phyllis Diller
American
Comedian
Born:
Jul 17
,
1917
Died:
Aug 20
,
2012
Topics
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,
Drive
,
Tremendous
,
Admit
,
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,
Forty
,
Away
,
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Karl Marx
Great
History
Progress
Ugly
Impossible
Sex
Changes
Exactly
Fair
Knows
Without
Feminine
Upheaval
Anyone
Anything
Social
Social Changes
Measured
Who
Social Progress
Included
Position
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Johnny Carson
Health
Food
Day
Man
Smoking
Sex
Drinking
Healthy
Rich
Gave
He
Know
Himself
Up
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Right
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Susan B. Anthony
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Work
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Sex
Wish
Party
Should
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Her
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Anthony Bourdain
Life
Music
Good
Food
Daily
Experience
Car
Sex
Else
Pleasurable
Pleasure
Collected
See
About
Something
Something Else
More
Gives
Ritual
Part
Like
Nap
Italians
Up
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Afternoon
Chinese
Spanish
Vietnamese
Filling
Larger
Daily Life
Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some are delightful.
Margaret Mead
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Class
Age
People
Opportunity
Sex
Some People
Loathsome
Range
Must
Some
Color
Delightful
Instead
Stereotypes
Learn
Within
Being
Children
Each
Presented
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
Rodney Dangerfield
Life
Food
Age
Sex
My Life
Mirror
Table
Kitchen
Fact
Kitchen Table
Had
Taken
Put
Over
Just
Where
In Fact
Place
I'm kind of a good girl - and I'm not. I'm a good girl because I really believe in love, integrity, and respect. I'm a bad girl because I like to tease. I know that I have sex appeal in my deck of cards. But I like to get people thinking. That's what the stories in my music do.
Katy Perry
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Music
Good
Respect
Integrity
People
Sex
Girl
Believe
Thinking
Sex Appeal
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Bad
Bad Girl
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Know
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Get
Stories
Deck
Really
Appeal
Tease
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Cards
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
Woody Allen
Love
Good
Love Is
Experience
Sex
Damn
Pretty
Without
Go
As Far As
Experiences
Far
Meaningless
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Abbie Hoffman
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Will
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Free
Dope
Gone
Never
Cheap
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