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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck
Born: Feb 21, 1927
Died: Apr 22, 1996

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Life, Woman, Women, Sex, My Life, Met, Lunch, Would, Give, Never, Had, Since, Hour, Read, Affairs, Trusted, Up, Polls, Who

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