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Wendy Liebman
Wendy Liebman
American Comedian
Born: Feb 27, 1961
Jokes Me People Think Years You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me! Wendy Liebman
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My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. Wendy Liebman
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Most of my childhood is a big blur, 'cause I needed better glasses. Wendy Liebman
Better Glasses Cause Big Most Childhood Blur Needed
At one point, I wrote 20 jokes a day, and I had a commitment to send them to the same three people. Now, I just write down what my husband says in his sleep. He's the funniest person, even unconscious. Wendy Liebman
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I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one. Wendy Liebman
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I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw 'How to be a Stand-up Comedian,' it resonated. I realized I'd rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry. Wendy Liebman
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I used to write jokes with friends. We'd pick a topic and then think out loud, brainstorm. Wendy Liebman
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The audience loves when the comedian talks to them. You're creating inside jokes, which creates a community. Wendy Liebman
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My husband and I had recently been in a car accident, and I came out of that experience with more clarity about my career and the energy to continue to pursue it hard, no matter what the challenges. Wendy Liebman
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Just figuring it out for 30 years - 30 years... I think I'm ready now to expand - to grow. Wendy Liebman
Think Out Ready Years Expand Just Figuring Grow Now
I would love to do a sitcom. I see myself as an older woman, getting married, and her stepchildren, who are in their twenties, move back home. Wendy Liebman
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When I want to make someone laugh in real life (as opposed to when I'm on stage where I tell one-liners), I tend to do prop comedy. For example, if I'm at the supermarket with my husband, I might put 16 bags of marshmallows in our cart when he's not looking, or if I'm trying to make a kid smile, I'll put my glasses on crooked. Wendy Liebman
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I spend a lot of time on Facebook and Twitter writing all day long because I feel it's my job to entertain people. Wendy Liebman
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