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I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.
Kyle Kinane
Life
My Life
Just Be
Otherwise
Would
Glad
Points
Comedian
Undocumented
Just
Low
Series
My dad is a comedian, entertainer, you know. He always likes to make people laugh. With me, it just depends on what mood I'm in. You get what you get.
Laila Ali
Me
You
People
Mood
Laugh
Entertainer
He
Comedian
Know
Likes
Make
Always
Get
Just
Depends
Dad
As a comedian, I don't know if they're laughing because it's funny or if they're laughing at me because I'm not funny. And I'm thinking, 'Who cares? They're laughing.' If you go on stage, and they're laughing at you full-on for 60 minutes? You know, whatever puts them in the seats.
Larry the Cable Guy
Funny
Me
You
Whatever
Stage
Thinking
Cares
Laughing
Minutes
Puts
Comedian
Know
Because
Go
Them
Full-On
Who
Who Cares
Seats
I think humor is important for all of us, and a great comedian is a great treasure.
Leila Josefowicz
Great
Humor
Important
Think
Comedian
Us
Treasure
In my heart, I believe I'm a top flight comedian and a top flight rapper.
Lil Dicky
Heart
Rapper
Believe
Top
Comedian
Flight
Usually, I think of the song, and then the video plays out in my head as I'm writing the song. I started rapping to become a comedian, so I'm certainly thinking about the visual component of things beyond just the music most of the time.
Lil Dicky
Music
Time
Song
Writing
Become
Think
Thinking
Out
Visual
Rapping
Component
About
Head
Beyond
Comedian
Most
Just
Video
Then
Certainly
Things
Started
Plays
The thing is, I was never really a comedian - a comedian would scoff at the notion of me as a comedian because I've never done anything, really. I've always just been some guy who's funny.
Lil Dicky
Funny
Me
Would
Some
Guy
Never
Comedian
Because
Always
Been
Done
Just
Anything
Really
Notion
Thing
I always wanted to be a comedian.
Lil Dicky
Comedian
Always
Wanted
In the end, censoring a comedian's jokes is on par with censoring 'Huckleberry Finn.' Now, I'm not comparing myself to Mark Twain - he had much wavier hair and a slightly thicker mustache. But when you deny an artist the chance to explore his art, you're forcing your beliefs on him.
Lisa Lampanelli
Art
Myself
You
Jokes
Hair
Forcing
Mark
Mark Twain
Slightly
Par
Mustache
Had
He
Comedian
Him
His
Huckleberry
Huckleberry Finn
End
Deny
Artist
In The End
Much
Explore
Your
Twain
Beliefs
Comparing
Now
Thicker
Chance
I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I'm a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to deny you the relief of the punchline.
Lydia Lunch
You
Natural
People
Hilarious
Think
Laugh
Relief
Like
Comedian
Deny
Denying
Want
Chance
Speeches
Having worked as both comedian and crime writer, the one thing I know is that both involve the delivery of a performance.
Mark Billingham
Crime
One Thing
Having
Both
Writer
Delivery
Performance
Comedian
Involve
Know
The One Thing
Worked
Thing
Whether you do stand-up comedy or write a story, you have a duty to deliver. As a comedian, you walk out on stage, and you have a minute to hook them, or they'll start booing. As a writer, it's very similar. A reader doesn't have time to say, 'I'll give him 50 pages, as it's not very good yet, but I hope it'll get better.'
Mark Billingham
Hope
Time
Good
You
Better
Comedy
Walk
Duty
Stage
Booing
Say
Hook
Out
Minute
Give
Similar
Write
Writer
Deliver
Comedian
Him
Reader
Very
Get
Story
Whether
Them
Pages
Stand-Up Comedy
Start
I get called all kinds of things - an investigative comedian, a comedian activist - I've lost track of what my job title is.
Mark Thomas
Job
Lost
Kinds
Investigative
Comedian
Track
Get
Title
Activist
Things
I don't think of myself as a comedian, but as an artist, a scientist and chemist who just happens to be funny. I started doing stand-up to add another level to my game. I feel that I'm a young rookie with a veteran's skill.
Marlon Wayans
Funny
Myself
Game
Veteran
Young
Think
Add
Feel
Comedian
Another
Chemist
Scientist
Doing
Artist
Just
Happens
Rookie
Skill
Who
Level
Started
I don't think I've ever had a conversation with a comedian who stole except for when it's been in anger.
Matt Besser
Conversation
Anger
Think
Except
Had
Comedian
Been
Stole
Who
Ever
The one thing that's depressing as a comedian to realize is that rock stars get groupies, and comedians don't.
Matt Besser
Stars
One Thing
Comedian
Comedians
Rock
Rock Stars
Get
The One Thing
Depressing
Realize
Groupies
Thing
To be a comedian, you have to have some darkness behind it. I certainly draw on my past, and it helps.
Matthew Perry
You
Darkness
Past
Draw
Some
Comedian
Behind
Certainly
Helps
I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny.
Maya Rudolph
Funny
Woman
Matter
Funny Movie
Out
Write
Never
Comedian
Am
Goal
Just
Movie
Really
Choice
Set
I have to tell you, it's very boring, but before I did yoga, I was a stand-up comedian who can't stand up. And now I can stand on my head.
Maysoon Zayid
You
Before
Tell
Boring
Head
Comedian
Up
Very
Yoga
Did
Stand
Stand Up
Who
Now
As a comedian, Trump is comedy gold, and he almost makes my job too easy... the stuff that comes out of his mouth is a precious commodity.
Maysoon Zayid
Comedy
Job
Mouth
Too
Out
Easy
He
Almost
Stuff
Comedian
Makes
His
Trump
Precious
Commodity
Gold
I am a standup comedian who has performed comedy in the Middle East in front of thousands of Muslims. And believe it or not, they laughed at plenty, especially when we poked fun at local culture. The Lebanese loved it when you would make fun of their driving and how, in Lebanon, a red light is just a suggestion to stop.
Maz Jobrani
You
Culture
Light
Comedy
Believe
Local
Plenty
East
Laughed
Muslims
Would
Thousands
Driving
Poked
Red
Performed
Red Light
Comedian
Make
How
Am
Lebanese
Lebanon
Front
Just
Stop
Middle
Middle East
Loved
Who
Fun
Standup
Suggestion
I don't consider myself an Iranian comedian; I consider myself a comedian who happens to be of Iranian descent.
Maz Jobrani
Myself
Consider
Comedian
Iranian
Happens
Who
Descent
My parents come from that immigrant culture that places a lot of emphasis on doing well scholastically. Being a comedian or an actor is such an American thing. The Iranian culture is not about dreaming. It's about taking over your father's business, falling into line.
Maz Jobrani
Business
Culture
Father
Parents
Immigrant
Dreaming
About
Taking
Emphasis
Over
Come
Comedian
Well
Doing
Line
Falling
Iranian
Lot
American
Being
Places
Your
Actor
Thing
I'm not saying that I'm on some crusade to change people's minds. I'm just doing what I do. I'm a comedian, I'm trying to be funny... I think when they see a comedy show with an Iranian and an Egyptian and two Palestinians, I think they go, 'Oh wow, these guys are just like us.'
Maz Jobrani
Funny
Saying
Change
People
Comedy
Think
Minds
Wow
See
Some
Guys
Crusade
Like
Comedian
Doing
Go
Iranian
Trying
Oh
Egyptian
Just
Us
Show
Palestinians
Two
I was a big Jay Leno fan, so I was sorry to see him go. But my number one person that I watch, she's not late night, but in terms of the comedian genre, is Ellen DeGeneres - love her.
Megyn Kelly
Love
Sorry
Big
Ellen
Late
Late-Night
See
My Number One
Comedian
Terms
She
Genre
Him
Go
Person
Fan
Leno
Jay
Jay Leno
Her
Watch
Night
Number
I feel like comedy is only respected on the highest level, and on every other level, it's like a joke, like, 'Ugh - comedian,' you know?
Michael Che
You
Comedy
Joke
Every
Other
Respected
Only
Highest
Highest Level
Feel
Like
Comedian
Know
Level
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