36 Mustache Quotes for You to Enjoy

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache. Curly Howard

Beautiful Hair Waxed Mustache Had

I want to see Brian Williams with no irony wearing a mustache. Adam McKay

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It was my mustache that landed jobs for me. In those silent-film days it was the mark of a villain. When I realized they had me pegged as a foreign nobleman type I began to live the part, too. I bought a pair of white spats, an ascot tie and a walking stick. Adolphe Menjou

I can't grow a mustache. It's pretty sad if I attempt to. Ashton Kutcher

Sad Mustache Pretty Attempt Grow

The mustache - I was never happy with the fullness of it. I was a bit too young. Maybe I'll bring it back in my mid-thirties. Brandon Flowers

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The Brawny man is a prime example of a guy with a cool-looking mustache. Brooklyn Decker

Man Example Mustache Guy Prime

Though sporting a hideous mustache is in no way comparable to the physical pain and mental suffering men with these diseases endure, Movember still forces participants to challenge their manhood on a daily basis. Growing a moustache for men's cancer isn't as feel-good an activity as running a marathon for a cure. David Sax

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The Yankees have strict rules. You can have a mustache but no other facial hair. Derek Jeter

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I inhaled Dickens as a kid, and I've always been fascinated by the Victorians. So many ridiculous objects they had! They created things like mustache cups, so you wouldn't wet your mustache when you were drinking tea. And eyebrow combs. What's happened to all the eyebrow combs? Marvelous things. Edward Carey

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A man's face is not a rich person's lawn; you are wasting resources if you devote that much energy to trimming your beard, sideburns, or mustache just so. Nor is a man's face the woods; there need not be the tangled weeds, shrubbery, and wildlife/eggs benedict that get ensnared in them. Ellie Kemper

I had a mustache for 10 years. Engelbert Humperdinck

Mustache Had Years

My understanding, from what I've learned so far about Commissioner Gordon, is that he's the older guy with the mustache who relates with our hero in a certain way. J. K. Simmons

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I think I've become the go-to mustache man. It works in period pieces. Modern-day mustaches are probably creepy. But I get compliments - everyone's like, 'Wow, love the 'stache, dude.' Jack Huston

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The main difference to me with Lyft is the sense of community and social experience. The pink mustache, fist bump and strict screening have fostered a strong sense of community with many stories of new friends, discovered jobs, and even some Lyft hugs after a tough break up. John Zimmer

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I would quite like to play a big concert as Freddie Mercury. I can't sing that great and I haven't yet found a use for the over large size of my teeth. I quite fancy a mustache like that and he was such a great showman. Kate Beckinsale

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When I was cast for 'Walking Dead,' I was still doing 'Lone Ranger,' so I have my 'Lone Ranger' look with the handlebar mustache. I think everybody appreciates the professional mustache. Lew Temple

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In the end, censoring a comedian's jokes is on par with censoring 'Huckleberry Finn.' Now, I'm not comparing myself to Mark Twain - he had much wavier hair and a slightly thicker mustache. But when you deny an artist the chance to explore his art, you're forcing your beliefs on him. Lisa Lampanelli

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I had hair down to my shoulders, a beard and mustache. I was crude and rude. Martin Landau

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I married the reigning mustache champion. Megan Mullally

Champion Married Mustache Reigning

I should never, ever try and grow a mustache again. Mike McCready

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