16 Leno Quotes for You to Enjoy

When I was young, I'd watch guys on 'The Tonight Show', Buddy Hackett, guys like that, where all they'd be is funny. Later, I remember, on 'Late Night with Letterman', I remember he'd have Jay Leno and Richard Lewis as first guests and the entire point was to entertain and be funny, and I think talk shows have kind of lost that. Norm MacDonald

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I'm good friends with Jay Leno, good friends with Ed O'Neill, Melanie Fiona and Russell Simmons. Kevin Hart

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I did Jay Leno with Mike the Situation, and he just - he lives, like, ten minutes from me in Jersey. He's like, 'If you ever get a flat, call me. I'll come fix your tire.' That's how we do. That's neighborly, you know? Queen Latifah

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The only reason I'm ever in character as 'Larry The Cable Guy' is because that's what I'm hired to do. In my movies, obviously they hired 'Larry The Cable Guy' to be 'Larry The Cable Guy.' When I do my shows, I'm 'Larry The Cable Guy.' When I do Jay Leno, it's: 'Please welcome 'Larry The Cable Guy.' Larry the Cable Guy

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Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one. Jimmy Fallon

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I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, but I'd like to go on 'The Tonight Show' and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it. Carrot Top

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My first acting gig was a skit for Jay Leno on 'The Tonight Show.' It was this Barbie commercial where I got to pour mud all over Barbie dolls and watch the heads pop off. It was so exciting, a lot of fun. Brie Larson

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On Letterman and Leno, it always bothers me when they go outside the studio and it's daytime. Jimmy Kimmel

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I was a big Jay Leno fan, so I was sorry to see him go. But my number one person that I watch, she's not late night, but in terms of the comedian genre, is Ellen DeGeneres - love her. Megyn Kelly

Jay Leno told me once, 'Don't do jokes about things you don't know about.' Bill Engvall

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I did standup comedy. I opened once for Jay Leno. Alan Colmes

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I think Jay Leno is fantastic. Brian L. Roberts

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It's really hard to watch Leno. I set his chair on fire. Bobcat Goldthwait

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I first started doing hidden-camera segments on 'The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.' He was the coolest guy in the world to work for because he understands the creative process, and he had total trust. And he just let me make up whatever I wanted; I experimented and tried and played. We had a lot of fun over there. Michael Carbonaro

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