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Carrot Top
Carrot Top
American Comedian
Born: Feb 25, 1967
Always Good Me People Think You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. Carrot Top
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I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics. Carrot Top
Success People Think Some Something Fact Bothers Comics Lot Different Actually
In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you're done with a scene, you're left asking, 'Was that funny?' Carrot Top
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I do go through a mini depression because one minute there are people yelling and screaming for me on stage and the next I'm at home and it's dead quiet. So it takes a while to come down. Carrot Top
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Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable. Carrot Top
Me People Thought Top Carrot Carrot Top More Call Nickname
I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself. Carrot Top
Character You Yourself Become Stage Think More Comfortable Becoming Speaking Start
On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week. Carrot Top
Key School Down Back Back To School Would Beach Area Week Weekends Go West Surrounding Clubs Then Play Florida Palm
My manager has a car payment, so I work every night. Carrot Top
Work Car Every Manager Payment Every Night Night
I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, but I'd like to go on 'The Tonight Show' and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it. Carrot Top
Good Me Together Nothing Out Has-Been Would Touch Segment Allow Never He Clear Props Come Like Talk Talk Show Always Go Been Trunk Friend Get Wanted Leno Jay Jay Leno Show Good Friend Tonight Set Tonight Show
I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can't even watch their sign?' Carrot Top
Good You People Crime College Took Neighborhood Sign Laugh Would Had Come How Wall Get Did Where Dorm Even Watch
I think it's important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have friends who have done the same act, word for word for word, for 20 years. I have a problem with that. I think the audience should see something new in each show. Carrot Top
Me Problem Word Important Think Crew See Something Something New New Audience Years Friends Same Done Should Act Show Who Each Bring
Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played with a lot of professionals. Carrot Top
Time Comedy Seriously Before Thinking Addicted About Joined Tennis Got Lot Full Team Full-Time Professionals Played Playing
I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard. Carrot Top
Funny Think Plenty Laugh Something Well Makes Audience Very Times Experienced Hard
People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.' Carrot Top
Me You People Way Say Says No-One Attractive Unusual Always Just Really Ever
When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me. Carrot Top
Me Laughed Comedian Friends Going
Comics don't like to see other comics do well. Carrot Top
Other See Like Well Comics
I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college. Carrot Top
College Attack Got Plan Really
I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved. Carrot Top
Think Evolved Kind Over Years
I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny. Carrot Top
Funny Home Family Class School Clown Class Clown Very
Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful. Carrot Top
Beautiful Like Help
My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh. Carrot Top
Jokes People Way Laugh Through Making Fitting Fitting In
People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big. Carrot Top
Time Me People Hair Big About Give Give Me Because Orange Hard Hard Time
I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice. Carrot Top
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I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community. Carrot Top
World Important Community Back Give Something Always Believed
I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow. Carrot Top
Path Would Follow Martin Someone Like Steve Steve Martin

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