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Mark Thomas
British
Comedian
Born:
Apr 11
,
1963
Apart
Being
Every
Get
Job
People
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One can only guess the amount of magic mushrooms a sane person would have to consume to believe that a frisbee constituted a genuine threat to roughly 3,000 police officers.
Mark Thomas
Police
Believe
Mushrooms
Guess
Would
Threat
Magic
Only
Consume
Police Officers
Genuine
Person
Frisbee
Officers
Sane
Roughly
Amount
Maybe... there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for unlawfully detaining 120 people. Maybe they just got carried away with last year's idea of pre-emptive strikes and thought, 'Let's not wait for an actual crime to occur. Let's get the innocent.
Mark Thomas
People
Wait
Innocent
Crime
Thought
Year
Strikes
Carried
Perfectly
Idea
Got
Occur
Pre-Emptive
Get
Maybe
Just
Explanation
Reasonable
Away
Actual
Last
The only deadline is the one I give myself.
Mark Thomas
Myself
Give
Only
Deadline
We're quite lucky that we've got political freedoms. We should be using them.
Mark Thomas
Political
Freedoms
Got
Quite
Them
Should
Using
Lucky
I just want to get through each day without the need to shut my eyes for 10 minutes.
Mark Thomas
Day
Eyes
Minutes
Through
Without
Get
Just
Want
Each
Each Day
Shut
Need
People ask whether I put the politics first, journalism first or the comedy first; it doesn't really matter. I'm just playing with the cards that I have been dealt because I really love doing what I do.
Mark Thomas
Love
Politics
People
Comedy
Matter
First
Put
Journalism
Because
Dealt
Doing
Been
Just
Whether
Ask
Really
Cards
Playing
I do love the idea of being able to take an MP to court for lying. There are ways and means of taking an MP to court just now, but it is very difficult.
Mark Thomas
Love
Difficult
Lying
Ways
Able
Take
Taking
Idea
Court
Very
Just
Being
Means
Now
People are even more wary of politicians and they are realizing that democracy isn't just about putting a cross on a ballot every four years, it's about deciding what you want and fighting for it.
Mark Thomas
Democracy
You
People
Politicians
Fighting
Every
About
Cross
More
Putting
Ballot
Years
Just
Want
Deciding
Realizing
Wary
Even
Four
I have a small Thai boy who dresses me and every year I let him pick what campaign I am going to work on. It saves me having to worry about it and, bless him, it makes him feel involved in the struggle for global liberation.
Mark Thomas
Work
Me
Struggle
Year
Every
Saves
Worry
Liberation
Dresses
About
Having
Small
Pick
Feel
Bless
Global
Involved
Him
Makes
Boy
Am
Campaign
Thai
Going
Who
I get called all kinds of things - an investigative comedian, a comedian activist - I've lost track of what my job title is.
Mark Thomas
Job
Lost
Kinds
Investigative
Comedian
Track
Get
Title
Activist
Things
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