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Kyle Kinane
American
Comedian
Born:
Dec 23
,
1976
Comedy
Life
Like
Myself
People
Sometimes
Related authors:
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
Milton Berle
Mitch Hedberg
Robin Williams
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
W. C. Fields
The category I come closest to is 'lumberjack hipster.'
Kyle Kinane
Come
Category
Closest
The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times.
Kyle Kinane
Time
Good
Just Be
Earth
Good Times
Times
Just
Should
Filled
I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.
Kyle Kinane
Life
My Life
Just Be
Otherwise
Would
Glad
Points
Comedian
Undocumented
Just
Low
Series
Sometimes your dreams come true, and it's a real drag.
Kyle Kinane
Dreams
Sometimes
True
Come
Real
Your
Your Dreams
Drag
I now get to have the life I wanted when I was 18 years old. Now, I'm like, 'I can buy any skateboard I want.'
Kyle Kinane
Life
Buy
Old
Like
Years
Get
Any
Want
Wanted
Skateboard
Now
I know what I like, and I'm not trying to adapt to new things.
Kyle Kinane
New Things
New
Like
Know
Trying
Things
Adapt
Young writers take themselves very seriously in college.
Kyle Kinane
Seriously
College
Young
Take
Writers
Very
Young Writers
Themselves
I think I told my parents I wanted to be a writer, just so they'd kind of think I had some direction in life. It made it easier to pick out classes at college, like, 'Oh, this is writing classes, that's what I'm doing.'
Kyle Kinane
Life
Writing
Made
College
Parents
Think
Easier
Out
Kind
Classes
Some
Direction
Writer
Had
Pick
Like
Doing
Oh
Just
Wanted
I still love a well-crafted joke. Twitter's been great for that.
Kyle Kinane
Love
Great
Joke
Twitter
Still
Been
I think the problems with comedians that are political, and there are some brilliant ones, are the ones that offer no solutions. Not that there's a moral obligation for a comic to fix things, but I like to see a comic that's upset about something and offer a solution. It can be a funny solution. I like to see the thought process.
Kyle Kinane
Funny
Obligation
Political
Problems
Brilliant
Thought
Moral Obligation
Think
Thought Process
Moral
Solution
Solutions
See
Some
About
Something
Like
Comedians
Comic
Offer
Fix
Upset
Process
Things
I am somehow allowed by the universe to do exactly what I want to do to make a living.
Kyle Kinane
Living
Universe
Exactly
Exactly What
Somehow
Allowed
Make
Am
Want
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