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Mark Billingham
English
Novelist
Born:
Jul 2
,
1961
Book
Character
Crime
Good
Think
You
Related authors:
Aldous Huxley
Charles Dickens
E. M. Forster
J. R. R. Tolkien
Thomas Hardy
William Golding
William Makepeace Thackeray
Whenever people ask where I get my sick and twisted ideas from, I reply, 'Just open your eyes.'
Mark Billingham
Open Your Eyes
Eyes
People
Sick
Open
Ideas
Reply
Get
Just
Whenever
Where
Ask
Your
Twisted
When a crime writer thinks up a delicious twist, it is a great moment. Time to relax and take the rest of the day off. I do think that it can be overdone, however.
Mark Billingham
Time
Day
Great
Crime
Relax
Rest
Think
Delicious
Writer
Take
Overdone
However
Off
Up
Moment
Twist
Thinks
It may sound surprising, but a joke and a crime novel work in very much the same way. The comedian/writer leads their audience along the garden path. The audience know what's coming, or at least they think they do until they get hit from a direction they were not expecting.
Mark Billingham
Work
Garden
Path
Crime
Joke
Think
Way
Direction
Leads
Along
Know
Until
Audience
Sound
Least
Coming
Were
Surprising
Very
Hit
Get
Expecting
Same
May
Much
Novel
I could never gamble on stocks and shares because I saw my father get hurt that way - he lost quite a lot of money when the stock market collapsed in 2001.
Mark Billingham
Hurt
Money
Father
Lost
Market
Saw
Way
Collapsed
Could
Never
He
Shares
Because
Lot
Stock
Stock Market
Stocks
Get
Quite
Quite A Lot
Gamble
I was never a fan of cozy mysteries of anything set in the countryside, you know.
Mark Billingham
You
Mysteries
Never
Countryside
Know
Cozy
Fan
Anything
Set
The problem with being a writer is that some readers tend to think that anything that comes out of a character's mouth is you talking.
Mark Billingham
Character
You
Problem
Mouth
Think
Out
Some
Tend
Writer
Readers
Talking
Being
The Problem With
Anything
In the 1970s, there was a trend for all detectives on TV to have some quirk or gimmick, and this was often physical.
Mark Billingham
Trend
TV
Gimmick
Physical
Detectives
Some
Often
I believe that if writers want their readers to care about a character, they have to care themselves. I have to root for a detective who screws up as much as Thorne does, who shares my birthday, my North London stomping ground, and my love of country music, both alt and cheesy.
Mark Billingham
Love
Music
Birthday
Character
Care
Country
Believe
Detective
London
About
Both
Writers
Shares
Country Music
Readers
Cheesy
Does
Up
North
Want
Themselves
Much
Root
Ground
Who
I read 'Jaws' and 'The Godfather' back to back one summer when I was 14 and was suddenly aware of how powerful fiction could be.
Mark Billingham
Back
Summer
Could
Powerful
Read
How
Godfather
Fiction
Jaws
Suddenly
Aware
An actor's life is all about rejection. It's you they don't want; it's you who's too tall or too short or too fat. With stand-up, it doesn't matter what you look like.
Mark Billingham
Life
You
Matter
Rejection
Too
About
Like
Look
Tall
Short
Want
Actor
Fat
My dad was a terrible father. Dreadful. But he had a very difficult childhood. He was fostered - he never knew who his father was. So he had a very different attitude to family and kids. I don't have any issues. I'm not suffering some secret angst.
Mark Billingham
Attitude
Family
Suffering
Father
Difficult
Secret
Kids
Dreadful
Some
Angst
Never
Had
He
Knew
Terrible
Issues
His
Very
Any
Childhood
Different
Different Attitude
Who
Dad
Fostered
More than 100 years after he first appeared, Holmes remains the template for the fictional detective.
Mark Billingham
First
Detective
More
Remains
He
Years
Than
After
Fictional
Holmes
Appeared
As crime writers, we put these characters, year after year, book after book, through the most horrendous trauma, dealing with grief and death and loss and violence. We can't pretend that these things don't affect these characters; they have to. If they don't, then you're essentially writing cartoons.
Mark Billingham
Death
You
Grief
Book
Writing
Crime
Year
Characters
Pretend
Cartoons
Horrendous
Through
Writers
Put
Most
Dealing
Affect
Loss
Essentially
After
Then
Trauma
Things
Violence
As a writer, you're making a pact with the reader; you're saying, 'Look, I know and you know that if this book was really a murder investigation, it would be a thousand pages long and would be very dull, and you would be very unhappy with the ending.'
Mark Billingham
Saying
You
Book
Ending
Unhappy
Long
Thousand
Would
Would-Be
Writer
Investigation
Know
Look
Reader
Making
Dull
Very
Pact
Really
Pages
I think it's very easy to disgust the reader with violence on the page - that's incredibly easy - but it's far harder to make a reader care about a character.
Mark Billingham
Character
Care
Think
Incredibly
Easy
About
Make
Reader
Very
Disgust
Far
Page
Harder
Violence
I think there's as much violence, in a way, as a scene with two women having a cup of coffee in a Ruth Rendell novel - in terms of emotional violence and the violence you can inflict with language - as there is in the most graphic kind of serial killer/slasher novel you can think of.
Mark Billingham
You
Women
Language
Coffee
Think
Way
Kind
Having
Scene
Ruth
Emotional
Most
Terms
Cup
Inflict
Much
Graphic
Serial
Novel
Violence
Two
Like my fictional protagonist Tom Thorne, I love country. My tastes go back a bit further than his do, and I still listen to stuff from the late '70s and early '80s.
Mark Billingham
Love
Country
Late
Back
Bit
Further
Stuff
Like
Protagonist
Still
Go
His
Than
Tastes
Listen
Fictional
Tom
Early
I find traveling anywhere very stressful. If I ever have to go on tour, I tend to find it all a bit too stressful. I am too much of a control freak with traveling, and nothing is ever on time. The one thing I can't stand is being late.
Mark Billingham
Time
Too Much
Control
Control Freak
Nothing
Too
Late
Bit
One Thing
Find
Freak
Tend
Tour
Am
Go
Very
Being
The One Thing
Anywhere
Much
Stand
Traveling
Ever
Thing
Stressful
All writers I know are readers first and foremost, and that's why you become a writer.
Mark Billingham
You
First
Become
All Writers
Writer
Writers
Know
Readers
Foremost
Why
If the weather is nice, I play tennis, which is pretty much the only exercise that I do. I try to do that as much as I can.
Mark Billingham
Try
Weather
Nice
Pretty
Only
Tennis
Exercise
Which
Much
Play
I discovered reading through libraries. I grew up in a house that wasn't brimming with books.
Mark Billingham
Reading
Books
Libraries
Through
House
Discovered
Up
Grew
In America, they have specialist mystery book stores with whole sections devoted to cat mysteries, golf mysteries, quilting mysteries. It's a hugely broad genre from the darkest noir to tales of a 19th-century vet who solves crimes, thanks to his talking cat.
Mark Billingham
Book
Darkest
Mysteries
Thanks
Broad
Crimes
Sections
Mystery
Cat
Noir
Tales
Devoted
Genre
Talking
His
Vet
America
Hugely
Stores
Golf
Who
Whole
Specialist
I used to be something of an obsessive when it came to research. When I first began writing the Thorne novels, I would drive to a set of traffic lights in the early hours of the morning to make sure you could turn left. I thought it was important to get even the most trivial details right.
Mark Billingham
Morning
You
Writing
Thought
Drive
First
Important
Research
Would
Details
Something
Trivial
Could
Obsessive
Lights
Hours
Most
Make
Sure
Came
Traffic
Left
Began
Get
Turn
Used
Even
Novels
Right
Early
Set
Too much research can be the writer's enemy. You can spend days on end in the British Library or prowling the streets with a Dictaphone, and it's easy to convince yourself that you're working hard. Often, it can be an excuse not to work; a classic displacement activity.
Mark Billingham
Work
You
Library
Yourself
Enemy
Too Much
Research
Too
Spend
Easy
Classic
Writer
Days
Excuse
End
Often
Much
Convince
Working
Working Hard
Hard
Displacement
Activity
Streets
British
If something is crucial to the plot, then I'd better be sure I've got my facts straight. Readers of crime novels are smart and savvy, and they'll waste no time letting me know if there's a hole in my plot.
Mark Billingham
Time
Me
Better
Smart
Crime
Savvy
Plot
Something
No Time
Crucial
Facts
Know
Readers
Sure
Got
Hole
Straight
Then
Novels
Waste
Letting
Whether you do stand-up comedy or write a story, you have a duty to deliver. As a comedian, you walk out on stage, and you have a minute to hook them, or they'll start booing. As a writer, it's very similar. A reader doesn't have time to say, 'I'll give him 50 pages, as it's not very good yet, but I hope it'll get better.'
Mark Billingham
Hope
Time
Good
You
Better
Comedy
Walk
Duty
Stage
Booing
Say
Hook
Out
Minute
Give
Similar
Write
Writer
Deliver
Comedian
Him
Reader
Very
Get
Story
Whether
Them
Pages
Stand-Up Comedy
Start
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