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Matt Besser
American
Actor
Born:
Sep 22
,
1967
Comedy
Dance
Funny
People
Think
You
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Don't invite me to a surprise birthday party. I don't have room for that secret. I've got enough real secrets I have to keep: dark, life-destroying secrets.
Matt Besser
Birthday
Me
Dark
Party
Enough
Birthday Party
Secret
Secrets
Invite
Got
Real
Surprise
Room
Keep
Improv acting is not just saying the lines but connecting with the other actor.
Matt Besser
Saying
Other
Lines
Improv
Just
Acting
Connecting
Actor
A story is ultimately a memory. It's important when you're telling a story to think about why this memory is a memory. You don't remember everything in life; you just remember certain things - so, why this one?
Matt Besser
Life
You
Memory
Remember
Important
Think
Everything
Telling
About
Ultimately
Just
Story
Certain
Certain Things
Why
Things
Acting is just about the script and the director giving you notes. In improv, it's more about trusting that the group will carry you.
Matt Besser
You
Director
Will
Giving
Group
Carry
About
More
Trusting
Improv
Just
Script
Notes
Acting
We agree that there is a problem in the sketch and improv community where, in general, there should be more interest from a more diverse sampling of our society. That is precisely why we do have diversity scholarships and why we've put together a diversity program to try to figure this problem out.
Matt Besser
Together
Problem
Try
Diversity
Community
Society
Our
Out
Diverse
General
More
Put
Scholarships
Improv
Precisely
Where
Sampling
Interest
Sketch
Should
Figure
Agree
Why
Program
It's almost kind of satisfying when you get direct proof that someone stole your bit. It makes the times you had the paranoid suspicion feel less crazy.
Matt Besser
Crazy
You
Bit
Kind
Paranoid
Proof
Direct
Someone
Had
Almost
Feel
Makes
Times
Get
Stole
Suspicion
Your
Less
Satisfying
I don't think I've ever had a conversation with a comedian who stole except for when it's been in anger.
Matt Besser
Conversation
Anger
Think
Except
Had
Comedian
Been
Stole
Who
Ever
I didn't even learn to play guitar until the movie 'Walk Hard,' which is probably fortunate because maybe I would have pursued it, and that would have been a waste of my time.
Matt Besser
Time
Guitar
Walk
Would
My Time
Pursued
Until
Learn
Because
Been
Maybe
Movie
Which
Fortunate
Hard
Even
Waste
Play
Right after college, a buddy of mine was moving to Boulder for some summer program, and he was like, 'Come live with me.' And I figured, why not? I love Colorado.
Matt Besser
Love
Me
College
Live
Summer
Mine
Some
Colorado
He
Boulder
Buddy
Come
Like
After
Moving
Figured
Why
Why Not
Right
Program
People are either funny or they're not, and you can't teach that - but you can teach people to work together to make an idea better.
Matt Besser
Work
Funny
You
Together
People
Better
Idea
Make
Either
Work Together
Teach
Instead of improvisers who want to be funny by themselves, we aim to try and make the scene itself as funny as possible. As a creator, I think that's someone you'd rather work with, whether it's a movie or a sitcom; that kind of methodology is good for collaboration. People want to be with those kinds of performers.
Matt Besser
Work
Funny
Good
You
People
Try
Think
Aim
Collaboration
Those
Possible
Kind
Kinds
Someone
Rather
Scene
Instead
Performers
Make
Methodology
Itself
Sitcom
Want
Movie
Whether
Themselves
Who
Creator
Mary Holland is really funny.
Matt Besser
Funny
Mary
Holland
Really
I'm more of a sketch guy than a standup.
Matt Besser
Guy
More
Than
Sketch
Standup
In most specials, the performer's up - not only not surrounded, but up on a stage - and there's a distance between them and the audience, and I think my comedy doesn't work as well in that way.
Matt Besser
Work
Comedy
Stage
Think
Distance
Way
Only
Between
Performer
Most
Well
Audience
Surrounded
Up
Them
I never liked the glossiness of highly produced standup specials in general - I like it where it has more of a feel of the type of places I usually perform. It seems kind of weird when you do a special to go perform in a place unlike the place where you perform 95% of the time.
Matt Besser
Time
You
Type
Unlike
Kind
Seems
General
More
Never
Weird
Feel
Perform
Highly
Like
Liked
Go
Where
Place
Places
Produced
Special
Standup
I actually find prank CDs pretty annoying.
Matt Besser
Find
Pretty
Annoying
Prank
Actually
We all hate those stories that end with 'And that's the story.'
Matt Besser
Hate
Those
End
Stories
Story
I thought the musical aspect of 'Freak Dance' was a good contrast to how dancers always try to come off as really tough in those movies - they're trying to literally come off as gangs like as if the Crips and the Bloods are also dancing in addition or instead of fighting with guns and knives and stuff.
Matt Besser
Good
Try
Dance
Thought
Tough
Fighting
Addition
Dancers
Dancing
Musical
Those
Freak
Guns
Instead
Stuff
Knives
Come
Like
Also
Always
How
Off
Contrast
Trying
Literally
Movies
Really
Aspect
Gangs
Lou Holtz, I was also a huge fan of. He was really funny. I think that's a big part of why I was attracted to the Razorbacks: I thought Lou Holtz was really funny. He is really funny. Too bad he's a born-again, or whatever.
Matt Besser
Funny
Thought
Big
Whatever
Think
Too
Bad
Born-Again
He
Part
Attracted
Also
Huge
Huge Fan
Big Part
Fan
Really
Why
I think most people don't even know what 'woo pig sooie' is if they're not a sports fan or they're not from Arkansas.
Matt Besser
Sports
People
Think
Arkansas
Know
Most
Pig
Sports Fan
Woo
Fan
Even
For all you Joe Besser haters who claim that he was the worst Stooge, that's not true - Curly Joe DeRita was the worst stooge. Joe Besser was the second worst.
Matt Besser
You
Haters
Worst
Claim
Joe
He
True
Curly
Who
Second
I guess that I was always considered a little too weird for the standup clubs and probably too jokey for doing performance art and those places where those are done.
Matt Besser
Art
Too
Guess
Considered
Those
Weird
Performance
Performance Art
Always
Doing
Done
Where
Places
Clubs
Little
Standup
The one thing that's depressing as a comedian to realize is that rock stars get groupies, and comedians don't.
Matt Besser
Stars
One Thing
Comedian
Comedians
Rock
Rock Stars
Get
The One Thing
Depressing
Realize
Groupies
Thing
When I came to Chicago, I didn't even know what improvisation meant, as far as pertaining to comedy. I knew about Second City, but I didn't know what the word 'improvisation' meant.
Matt Besser
Comedy
Word
City
About
Knew
Know
Came
Chicago
Improvisation
As Far As
Far
Meant
Pertaining
Even
Second
Second City
I really enjoyed doing stand-up. Andy Kaufman was a big hero of mine. I tried to do conceptual stuff like he tried to do.
Matt Besser
Hero
Big
Mine
Andy
Tried
He
Stuff
Like
Conceptual
Doing
Really
Enjoyed
Many improv groups give off the same positive annoying vibe that I associate with Christian Young Life groups with shows that more resemble children playing than a comedy performance.
Matt Besser
Positive
Life
Comedy
Young
Christian
Give
More
Performance
Annoying
Off
Than
Improv
Same
Vibe
Children
Resemble
Many
Groups
Shows
Playing
Associate
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