97 Bath Quotes for You to Enjoy

Many of my memories of my mum are of her in the bath with a book, utilising her limited spare time by simultaneously washing and studying. She left school with no qualifications and now has a PhD. If I seem like I am bragging about this, I am. Sara Pascoe

Time Memories Book School Bath About Seem Simultaneously Studying Like Qualifications She Limited Am Bragging Left Spare Spare Time Many Washing Now Mum Her PhD

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. Shiloh Walker

Me You Happy Book Girl Bath Spicy Pepper Give Give Me Bubble Hot Stuff Got Chili Chocolate Now Thing

I remember as a child of five or six lying in the bath marvelling at the different languages displayed on the shampoo bottles around me. From that moment on it was always words not numbers that held a fascination for me. Susie Dent

Me Words Remember Lying Bath Shampoo Bottles Around Always Five Child Six Different Held Languages Moment Fascination Displayed Numbers

When I was 17, I had my first proper girlfriend, and on Valentine's Day, I painted a canvas of her, bought her a massage, put flowers on the stairs, and ran a bath. Tom Cullen

Day Valentines Day First Valentine Bath Ran Girlfriend Proper Had Put Bought Massage Canvas Stairs Painted Her Flowers

Most days, I have a slice of toast, then lie in a hot bath for an hour to get up a sweat. I have a sauna at the racecourse and then go and ride. On the way home, I might stop at a service station and have a bar of chocolate and a Diet Coke. And that's it, basically. Tony McCoy

Service Home Lie Ride Coke Bath Slice Way Way Home Station Hot Days Hour Most Go Up Get Diet Stop Bar Might Sweat Toast Chocolate Then Basically

There is nothing in the world that I loathe more than group activity, that communal bath where the hairy and slippery mix in a multiplication of mediocrity. Vladimir Nabokov

Funny World Nothing Group Mediocrity Loathe Bath Slippery More Hairy Mix Than Where Communal Multiplication Activity

I think that Damien Hirst putting a shark in a bath of formaldehyde is nothing. William Klein

Nothing Think Bath Shark Putting

When life catches up with us, we all need space to dream and indulge, so I have created my own special range of bath & beauty loveliness to help you find your happy place. Zoe Sugg

I buy sleeping bags, food, gloves and warmers, and I just usually go out in Bath, which is where I’m from, and hand them out. I’ve done it on Christmas Eve, schedule allowing. Tyrone Mings

Christmas Buy Food Sleeping Bath Out Schedule Allowing Bags Gloves Go Hand Done Just Where Which Them Eve Christmas Eve

When I was 15, I went to see the Stranglers at Bath Pavilion. I saw Jean-Jacques Burnel take off his bass and whack a skinhead over the head with it because he gave a Nazi salute. I thought: 'This is brilliant!' Bill Bailey

Brilliant Thought Bass Gave Bath Saw See Take He Head Over Because His Off Salute Whack

We just weren't a hip band. I mean we recorded our second album in Bath at a time when everyone else was recording in New York or Los Angeles. Curt Smith

Well, no. I was getting into trouble messing around with it for roles. So one night I went home, cut it down with a pair of scissors and then got in the bath and shaved it all off. I've never looked back. Richard O'Brien

Bath was hardly known for its rock’n roll. We weren’t part of the London scene or the New Romantics or any of that. Roland Orzabal

Bath London Scene Part New Known Roll Any Romantics Hardly

Californians are people who insist on growing their own vegetables, but they won't dig up the pretty lawn, won't plant anything for fear of getting dirty, and they use fragrant bath salts from The Body Shop instead of smelly compost. P. J. O'Rourke

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