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Bill Bailey
English
Comedian
Born:
Jan 13
,
1965
Comedy
Me
Music
People
Think
You
I didn't have any brothers or sisters, so I did a lot of stuff where I entertained myself playing games, reading a lot, a lot of fantasy novel stuff.
Bill Bailey
Myself
Reading
Entertained
Brothers
Stuff
Lot
Sisters
Did
Any
Where
Fantasy
Games
Novel
Playing
Playing Games
As a comedian and satirist you have to be neutral, because everyone's fair game. Once you show bias, you lose that.
Bill Bailey
You
Game
Lose
Everyone
Once
Neutral
Fair
Fair Game
Comedian
Bias
Because
Show
Satirist
The Dutch do have a slightly odd sense of humour.
Bill Bailey
Sense
Humour
Slightly
Odd
Dutch
Riding a horse and using a phone camera is tricky but if you don't take pictures or record the moment, you lose it. You want to have a record of it.
Bill Bailey
You
Phone
Lose
Tricky
Record
Horse
Take
Pictures
Camera
Want
Moment
Using
Riding
I met Amy Winehouse a few times and she was always funny, charming and self-deprecating - just a delight to be around.
Bill Bailey
Funny
Met
Few
Charming
Delight
Self-Deprecating
She
Around
Always
Times
Just
Amy
Amy Winehouse
A lot of the time, you need to find the right home for ideas. You know, sometimes you think 'oh this'd be a sitcom, oh, no it wouldn't, it'd be a drama, or an educational thing, or a doco or something.' I've got loads of ideas and you just have to keep sending them and pitching them.
Bill Bailey
Time
Home
You
Sometimes
Think
Drama
Find
Something
Ideas
Know
Got
Educational
Lot
Sitcom
Sending
Oh
Pitching
Just
Them
Keep
Right
Thing
Loads
Need
The Lib Dems are such terrible ditherers.
Bill Bailey
Lib
Terrible
I think happiness really happens when you least expect it: it's when you're not really thinking about it, when you're not trying to achieve it, when you're not trying to get the perfect holiday, the perfect life, the perfect body, the perfect existence.
Bill Bailey
Happiness
Life
You
Achieve
Think
Thinking
I Think
About
Perfect
Perfect Life
Least
Existence
Expect
Get
Trying
Happens
Holiday
Really
Body
You have to go to Scotland at all times of the year - in order to appreciate the times when the sun does come out.
Bill Bailey
You
Year
Sun
Out
Come
Does
Go
Scotland
Times
Order
Appreciate
I had this plan that David Byrne was going to come through the West Country one day, think, 'Who's that guy?' and ask me to go on tour with them.
Bill Bailey
Day
Me
Country
Think
Byrne
One Day
Guy
Through
David
Tour
Had
Come
Go
West
Going
Them
Plan
Ask
For me, audio books was about when you can't actually physically get hold of a book, like when you're driving. It's a fantastic companion on a long journey.
Bill Bailey
Journey
Me
You
Book
Long
Books
About
Physically
Long Journey
Driving
Like
Audio
Get
Hold
Fantastic
Companion
Actually
My grandparents would have big, long arguments that were entertaining and that's where I first noticed, and was thrilled by, political discourse.
Bill Bailey
Political
Long
Argument
First
Big
Would
Entertaining
Thrilled
Were
Discourse
Where
Noticed
Grandparents
I'm really grateful for the fact that I have full artistic control over my career. I can choose what film or TV projects I'm interested in doing.
Bill Bailey
Grateful
Control
Projects
I Can
TV
Fact
Over
Doing
Artistic
Interested
Really
Full
Choose
Film
Career
The worst thing is when people try and take pictures surreptitiously. I always say, 'Look, you can ask me for a photograph. You will get a much better one than just the side of my face.' Sometimes they just run off. They can't cope.
Bill Bailey
Me
You
People
Better
Sometimes
Try
Will
Face
Side
Say
Worst
Worst Thing
Run
Photograph
Take
Pictures
Look
Always
Off
Than
Get
Just
Ask
Much
Cope
Thing
My mother was a classic matriarchal figure. She'd sing round the house and always had music on.
Bill Bailey
Music
Mother
Classic
Had
House
Sing
She
Always
Figure
Round
I prefer the simple things and I love walking in the countryside, or going camping... but simplicity is hard. It's easier to over-complicate things.
Bill Bailey
Love
Simple
Simplicity
Easier
I Love
Simple Things
Countryside
Camping
Walking
Going
Prefer
Hard
Things
I hate all those celebrity sculptures like Tussauds, where everyone is dressed in spangly suits and they are all smiling.
Bill Bailey
Hate
Suits
Everyone
Those
Dressed
Like
Smiling
Celebrity
Where
Sculptures
I'm an omnivore, although I am trying to eat less meat. I went vegetarian for about two years, then I suddenly got a craving one morning and that was it.
Bill Bailey
Morning
I Am
One Morning
Eat
About
Vegetarian
Although
Got
Am
Years
Trying
Craving
Then
Less
Meat
Suddenly
Two
I was asked to do an ad campaign for a supermarket once. I was baffled. It's strange when you realise your popularity or reputation is a marketable commodity; it's a stock, a currency.
Bill Bailey
You
Strange
Reputation
Once
Supermarket
Baffled
Campaign
Stock
Currency
Commodity
Realise
Asked
Your
Popularity
Ad
Ad Campaign
Comedy should be fluid. It should be both Left and Right wing.
Bill Bailey
Comedy
Fluid
Right-Wing
Wing
Both
Left
Should
Right
London is a great place to be over Christmas.
Bill Bailey
Christmas
Great
London
Great Place
Over
Place
I've always been reasonably upbeat about most things.
Bill Bailey
About
Most
Always
Been
Upbeat
Reasonably
Things
When you say 'Hello Wembley!' you're not just saying hello to a large shed. You're saying, 'Hello, I'm following all the greats that have played here before.'
Bill Bailey
Saying
You
Before
Say
Following
Shed
Greats
Just
Hello
Large
Played
Here
There is something very poignant about plastic bags. These lonely plastic bags that gradually disintegrate.
Bill Bailey
Lonely
About
Something
Poignant
Bags
Very
Gradually
Plastic
Twenty-two years I've been doing this comedy lark, so it's been like a meteoric rise to fame... if the meteor was being dragged by an arthritic donkey across a ploughed field, in northern Poland.
Bill Bailey
Comedy
Field
Rise
Poland
Like
Meteor
Doing
Been
Years
Fame
Northern
Donkey
Being
Across
Twenty-Two
Lark
Dragged
I grew up in a little town between Bath and Bristol with my parents and grandparents in the same house. It was rural and idyllic.
Bill Bailey
Parents
Bath
Rural
Between
Town
House
Idyllic
Up
Same
Grew
Little
Grandparents
Little Town
Bristol
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