15 Scissors Quotes for You to Enjoy

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors. Jeff Foxworthy

For chat-room tyros who expect to make their first million day-trading by age 27, paging through the Sunday newspaper with a pair of scissors just to save a couple of cents on Cheetos seems so, well, old economy. Alex Berenson

Age Old Sunday First Seems Through Economy Couple Well Make Scissors Expect Just Cents Newspaper Who Pair Million Save

Just because you can leap off a drum kit doing a scissors kick while hitting a chord, people expect you to be an extrovert socially. But I'm not always comfortable with the idea of small talk at a party. Alex Kapranos

You People Party Kick Extrovert Small Kit Small Talk Idea Drum Talk Leap Comfortable Because Always Doing Scissors Off Expect Hitting Just Just Because While Chord Socially

Scissors, screwdrivers and the like pose an unacceptable risk to flight crews as well passengers. Dave Reichert

Unacceptable Risk Like Well Passengers Scissors Flight Pose

Cicadas, buckling and unbuckling their stomach muscles, yield the sound of someone sharpening scissors. Fall field crickets, the thermometer hounds, add high-pitched tinkling chirps to the jazz, and their call quickens with warm weather, slows again with cool. Diane Ackerman

Weather Fall Field Jazz Add Someone Sharpening Hound Call Sound Scissors Yield Stomach Again Warm Cool Thermometer Muscles

When you own a pair of haircutting scissors, you cut your own hair constantly. Emily Weiss

You Hair Own Constantly Scissors Cut Your Pair

I want a woman to feel the cut of the scissors in the clothes. Giambattista Valli

Woman Clothes Feel Scissors Want Cut

There is more meat and mileage in complex characters, like 'Running with Scissors.' Joseph Fiennes

Complex Characters Running More Like Scissors Mileage Meat

I've slipped enough times over the years to know the peril of a too-smooth sole, so every time I buy a new pair, I take a pair of scissors or a piece of sandpaper to the bottoms to roughen them up. In my catwalk days, I even used to spit on the soles of shoes before I ventured down the runway. Marie Helvin

Buy Time Before Shoes Down Every Enough Every Time Sole Runway Spit Take Over New Days Know Peril Piece Scissors Years Up Times Them Used Even Pair

I always carry a pair of scissors around with me to cut things out of magazines. Sally Phillips

Me Out Carry Magazines Around Always Scissors Cut Pair Things

I believe more in the scissors than I do in the pencil. Truman Capote

Communication Believe Pencil More Scissors Than

When you make and drape clothing, the scissors are your tool. What can I say about them? They're my babies. And you have to take care of them correctly. You have to have them sharpened, and you can't use them for any other material. Zac Posen

Well, no. I was getting into trouble messing around with it for roles. So one night I went home, cut it down with a pair of scissors and then got in the bath and shaved it all off. I've never looked back. Richard O'Brien

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