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Scott Rogowsky
Scott Rogowsky
American Comedian
Born: Dec 4, 1984
Been Life Love Me People You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
I'm waiting for the Times Square characters to start dressing as me. Scott Rogowsky
Me Waiting Characters Dressing Square Times Times Square Start
I love grocery shopping. It's one of my favorite things. I don't want to become an ordering-food-online person. Scott Rogowsky
Love Shopping Become Favorite Favorite Things Person Want Grocery Grocery Shopping Things
I'm sort of an old soul, and 'You Bet Your Life' with Groucho Marx is the best game show of all time, in my opinion. Scott Rogowsky
Life Time Best You Game Soul Old All-Time Bet Marx Sort Opinion In My Opinion Your Game Show Show Groucho
If I'm in the shower sometimes I'll blurt out some lyrics to whatever song's in my head that day. It's a lot of Migos and Drake. Scott Rogowsky
Day Song Sometimes Whatever Drake Lyrics Out Some Head Lot Shower
Dried fruit is a huge part of my diet. Mango, persimmon, banana. Scott Rogowsky
Fruit Dried Part Huge Banana Huge Part Diet
When people see me in public, they're usually like, 'Whoa, you're a real person.' It's as if they're seeing Pinocchio or a cartoon character come to life. Scott Rogowsky
Life Character Me You People Whoa Cartoon Cartoon Character See Seeing Come Like Real Pinocchio Person Real Person Public
When it comes to being Jewish, I can't help myself. Scott Rogowsky
Myself Being Help Jewish
HQ Trivia is the most Jewish app since JSwipe. Scott Rogowsky
Trivia Since Most App Jewish
People like to complain. Scott Rogowsky
People Complain Like
I am an old comic trapped in young comic's body. Scott Rogowsky
Old Young Trapped Comic Am Body
I'd been doing standup since college. Scott Rogowsky
College Since Doing Been Standup
I get a kick out of replying to people on Twitter sometimes if I make a joke. Scott Rogowsky
People Sometimes Joke Twitter Kick Out Make Get
In 2008, I started a sports talk show called '12 Angry Mascots.' Scott Rogowsky
Angry Sports Talk Talk Show Show Started
Everything is subjective, right? A question that's easy for you is hard for somebody else, and vice versa. Scott Rogowsky
You Somebody Vice Versa Else Everything Easy Versa Question Subjective Vice Hard Right
When you get started in comedy, you're at the bottom of the totem pole. Not only are you not getting paid at these open mics. You're actually paying to do them. Scott Rogowsky
You Comedy Totem Totem Pole Only Open Bottom Pole Get Getting Them Paid Paying Actually Started
My dad had me in little baseball outfits and bats in the crib. Scott Rogowsky
Me Crib Bats Outfits Had Little Dad Baseball
I actually noticed how much I love my Sonicare because my friend got me a Quip, which I'll take with me when I'm traveling, but is not as great a toothbrush. Scott Rogowsky
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I'm a podcast guy! Scott Rogowsky
Guy
There are some really funny people doing creative stuff with social media, which is sadly where a lot of my attention goes. Scott Rogowsky
Funny Creative People Social Media Funny People Some Attention Stuff Sadly Doing Lot Goes Where Which Social Really Media
I love following my friend Tony Zaret on Instagram. He's a super funny comedian who makes these parodies of memes, and Instagram skits. Scott Rogowsky
Love Funny Memes Super Following My Friend Instagram He Comedian Makes Friend Who Tony
I like what Lauren Duca and Alexandra Petri come up with when they're tweeting about politics. Scott Rogowsky
Politics Lauren About Come Like Up Tweeting
I feel like I have been putting out a consistent body of work, just waiting for that agent, that executive, that assistant to the bigwig to stumble across it. Scott Rogowsky
Work Waiting Stumble Consistent Out Putting Feel Like Executive Been Just Agent Across Body Assistant
My favorite elements of 'Start Talkin'' were those man-on-the-street pieces. I love shooting those. I was born in Manhattan, have lived in or around New York my entire life, and I feel like I'm in my element when doing those pieces. Scott Rogowsky
Life Love Those Favorite Born Entire Entire Life Feel New Like Pieces Around Doing Were Shooting York New York Manhattan Element Lived Elements Start
I'm a rock star at the WeWorks and tech centers of New York. Scott Rogowsky
New Rock Rock Star York New York Centers Star Tech
There are so few jobs for comedians on networks, that taxi TV and elevator TV and all this stuff are what I and every other comedian now are gunning for. Scott Rogowsky
Few Every Other Jobs TV Networks Stuff Comedian Comedians Taxi Now Elevator
I've added up all the hours of zzz's I've missed in my lifetime, and it turns out I'm running on a rather substantial deficit. Scott Rogowsky
Added Deficit Out Running Rather Lifetime Missed Hours Up Substantial Turns
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