50 Banana Quotes for You to Enjoy

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.' Mitch Hedberg

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Time flies like an arrow - but fruit flies like a banana. Terry Wogan

Time Fruit Time Flies Like Arrow Banana Flies

The fine line between roaring with laughter and crying because it's a disaster is a very, very fine line. You see a chap slip on a banana skin in the street and you roar with laughter when he falls slap on his backside. If in doing so you suddenly see he's broken a leg, you very quickly stop laughing and it's not a joke anymore. Roald Dahl

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People... need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.' Chris Farley

My favorite dessert is banana pudding. Lennon Parham

Dessert Favorite Banana Pudding

If you get hungry mid-day, a banana is the best snack at your desk, after a workout, or in between classes. Fruit is a very good snack in general. Marcus Samuelsson

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This is America, not a banana republic. Vincent Bugliosi

Banana America Republic

I speak as the journalist who, on the first day back at work for 'The Daily Telegraph' after the birth of my daughter, went to interview Tom Hanks with an epaulette of banana sick on my jacket. Allison Pearson

Work Day Daily Speak Daughter Journalist First Sick Birth Interview Back Telegraph Banana Jacket After Who Tom Tom Hanks

Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in India, a woman dying in the street will share her banana with anyone who needs it, whereas in America, people amass and hoard as many bananas as they can to sell for an exorbitant profit. So half of them go bad, anyway. Anne Lamott

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I love Banana Boat's brand. They don't test on animals; they're natural. Their kids' products are amazing. Busy Philipps

Love Natural Amazing Animals Kids Test Banana Brand Boat Products

Of course, I'm not often the top dog, but sometimes it's better not to be top dog, because you last longer. If a movie or play flops, you always blame the lead. They say, 'He couldn't carry it.' They always blame him. But they rarely blame the second or third banana. Charles Durning

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His venture sounds like a banana peel awaiting its victim. Charlotte Curtis

Victim Peel Like Venture Sounds His Banana Awaiting

In a pinch, when my leather shoes need a quick shine, I take the inside of a banana peel and rub it on the leather like I would a shoe wax. Then I spit-shine it and buff it with a cloth, and my shoes look great. Chris Diamantopoulos

I blow up fireworks all the time, and I love making milkshakes and banana splits. Chris Isaak

Love Time Splits Fireworks Making Up Banana Blow

I am very organic; I eat a lot of seeds. At home in the morning, I eat muesli with a banana. At noon, I mix a little bit of all the seeds I can find. I love quinoa. It's great - it cooks like rice and is better than caviar. Clotilde Hesme

A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you kinda get the feeling that something is missing. Dav Pilkey

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A delicious smoothie is a really easy way of taking on lots of amazing skin boosting ingredients and was my first port of call every morning in the run-up to my wedding - I'll throw in frozen berries, banana, spinach, almond butter, almond milk, and oats for a quick breakfast quite often. Ella Woodward

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I'd love to do more comedy. It'd just be nice to go into work and not be crying every day. Some broad slapstick would be great. Falling over banana skins would be wonderful. Felicity Jones

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I always make my favorite pancakes with milk, and I also add some fruit - like a banana or apple with some cinnamon sprinkled on top. I also sometimes put peanut butter on my pancakes! Gabriela Isler

Fruit Sometimes Add Top Favorite Some Put Like Also Make Always Sprinkled Banana Milk Apple Butter Peanut Peanut Butter Pancakes

My biggest thing is banana pudding, but it's the devil! So no one is allowed to bring it into my house. Because I can't control myself. So why put it in my domain? Jennifer Hudson

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I used to go to Haagen-Dazs and order three banana splits at a time! Jennifer Jason Leigh

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