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Roald Dahl
British
Novelist
Born:
Sep 13
,
1916
Died:
Nov 23
,
1990
Back
Children
He
Life
Own
You
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I began to realize how simple life could be if one had a regular routine to follow with fixed hours, a fixed salary, and very little original thinking to do.
Roald Dahl
Life
Simple
Thinking
Follow
Simple Life
Could
Had
Hours
How
Salary
Began
Very
Fixed
Little
Realize
Regular
Original
Routine
The fine line between roaring with laughter and crying because it's a disaster is a very, very fine line. You see a chap slip on a banana skin in the street and you roar with laughter when he falls slap on his backside. If in doing so you suddenly see he's broken a leg, you very quickly stop laughing and it's not a joke anymore.
Roald Dahl
Broken
You
Laughter
Joke
Skin
Chap
Backside
Slip
Laughing
Fine
See
Fine Line
He
Roar
Between
Roaring
Disaster
Crying
Because
Doing
Line
His
Falls
Very
Banana
Leg
Quickly
Stop
Anymore
Suddenly
Slap
Street
Did they preach one thing and practice another, these men of God?
Roald Dahl
God
Men
Practice
Preach
One Thing
Another
Did
Thing
A writer of fiction lives in fear. Each new day demands new ideas and he can never be sure whether he is going to come up with them or not.
Roald Dahl
Day
Fear
Writer
Never
He
Demands
New
Come
Ideas
New Day
Sure
New Ideas
Up
Going
Fiction
Whether
Them
Each
Lives
A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom.
Roald Dahl
Freedom
Fool
Become
Only
Absolute
Absolute Freedom
Writer
His
Person
Compensation
An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.
Roald Dahl
Life
Book
Own
Details
Boring
About
Writes
Sort
His
Person
Autobiography
Full
To shipbrokers, coal was black gold.
Roald Dahl
Black
Gold
Coal
I am only 8 years old, I told myself. No little boy of 8 has ever murdered anyone. It's not possible.
Roald Dahl
Myself
Old
Possible
Only
Boy
Am
Years
Anyone
Little
Ever
'Dexter' is a very well-oiled machine; it's just a great show and great to be part of.
Roald Dahl
Great
Machine
Part
Great Show
Dexter
Very
Just
Show
I shot down some German planes and I got shot down myself, crashing in a burst of flames and crawling out, getting rescued by brave soldiers.
Roald Dahl
Myself
Down
Soldiers
Out
Some
Got
German
Brave
Brave Soldiers
Getting
Flames
Crashing
Burst
Crawling
Planes
Shot
Rescued
The writer has to force himself to work. He has to make his own hours and if he doesn't go to his desk at all there is nobody to scold him.
Roald Dahl
Work
Own
Writer
He
Nobody
Hours
Force
Make
Him
Himself
Go
Scold
His
Desk
I find that the only way to make my characters really interesting to children is to exaggerate all their good or bad qualities, and so if a person is nasty or bad or cruel, you make them very nasty, very bad, very cruel. If they are ugly, you make them extremely ugly. That, I think, is fun and makes an impact.
Roald Dahl
Good
You
Ugly
Think
Way
Extremely
Characters
Bad
Find
Exaggerate
Impact
Only
Cruel
Qualities
Make
Makes
Nasty
Very
Person
Children
Interesting
Them
Really
Fun
All through my school life I was appalled by the fact that masters and senior boys were allowed quite literally to wound other boys, and sometimes very severely.
Roald Dahl
Life
Sometimes
School
Other
Wound
Fact
Through
Allowed
School Life
Masters
Boy
Were
Very
Quite
Senior
Literally
Appalled
I was a fighter pilot, flying Hurricanes all round the Mediterranean. I flew in the Western Desert of Libya, in Greece, in Syria, in Iraq and in Egypt.
Roald Dahl
Pilot
Fighter
Mediterranean
Flying
Syria
Libya
Hurricanes
Iraq
Western
Greece
Egypt
Flew
Fighter Pilot
Desert
Round
My father was a Norwegian who came from a small town near Oslo. He broke his arm at the elbow when he was 14, and they amputated it.
Roald Dahl
Father
Broke
Small
He
Small Town
Arm
Town
Came
His
Norwegian
Elbow
Who
Near
Amputated
Oslo
The Bristol Channel was always my guide, and I was always able to draw an imaginary line from my bed to our house over in Wales. It was a great comfort.
Roald Dahl
Great
Channel
Our
Guide
Draw
Able
Over
House
Comfort
Always
Bed
Line
Wales
Imaginary
Bristol
Two hours of writing fiction leaves this writer completely drained. For those two hours he has been in a different place with totally different people.
Roald Dahl
People
Writing
Drained
Those
Has-Been
Totally
Writer
He
Hours
Leaves
Been
Different
Fiction
Place
Different People
Different Place
Two
I go down to my little hut, where it's tight and dark and warm, and within minutes I can go back to being six or seven or eight again.
Roald Dahl
Dark
Down
Back
Seven
Minutes
Hut
Within
Tight
Go
Six
Being
Eight
Where
Again
Little
Warm
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