59 Tweeting Quotes for You to Enjoy

Now we're e-mailing and tweeting and texting so much, a phone call comes as a fresh surprise. I get text messages on my cell phone all day long, and it warbles to alert me that someone has sent me a message on Facebook or a reply or direct message on Twitter, but it rarely ever rings. Susan Orlean

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People are prospering from being unapologetically offensive, trite, and stupid. And we are tweeting ourselves into high blood pressure and ulcers trying to tell them to do better... Being a pompous nut biscuit is now a publicity strategy, and I don't know what we can do to end the madness. Luvvie Ajayi

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All that time that we spend tweeting our thoughts and emotions to our next of kin, we could be writing the great American novel, starting a business, or just living. Alexandra Petri

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When people think of digital diplomacy, they think of government tweeting. It is not what it is. That is public diplomacy. Jared Cohen

Government People Digital Diplomacy Think Public Tweeting

My generation, we really have to step up to the plate and vote. Tweeting is great - people say, 'Oh, I don't want this or that' - but at the end of the day, tweeting isn't a ballot. Just saying that you don't like someone on Twitter is not going to turn a state blue or red. You have to vote. Zendaya

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If you can't control your tweeting habits, then stop tweeting. Go seek therapy. Ana Navarro

You Control Seek Habits Go Stop Then Your Therapy Tweeting

Sometimes I'll write a tweet that I'll just be like, 'Why do I have to say this to all of these people?' It's like writing a Facebook status: it's the same. I view tweeting as like writing a Facebook status. Remember when we used to write statuses? Ansel Elgort

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I went to Disney World for the first time, and I got an ice cream cone. The kid at the booth recognized me and started tweeting... It was the first time in my life someone handed me ice cream for acting. Barbara Rosenblat

Tweeting - let's be honest: it's like I'm the center of the universe; it's all about me. Everybody is listening to my every thought, and my current thought at this very moment is... it's ridiculous. Ben Howland

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To this day, I continuously get social media people tweeting doing 'Glorious Bombs' from all over the world. You have little kids doing them. You have moms doing them who have no idea what they're doing, but they're doing it. It's become one of those entertaining things. Bobby Roode

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The other day, I woke up, and somebody sent me a screenshot, and it was Sylvester Stallone, Rambo himself. Tweeting my song. 'Rambo.' And I went absolutely nuts in my hotel. Like, I was jumping on the bed screaming. Bryson Tiller

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I love tweeting. Carl Reiner

Love Tweeting

For most people, tweeting is scary. Chris Sacca

People Scary Most Tweeting

I'm a very private person, so I didn't like this idea of tweeting about me. And then I realized, 'Oh, this is actually a brilliant device in terms of interacting with the fans'. It's a lovely way to just get back, to thank the fans for watching the show. And to live tweet is kind of like getting the rewards of doing live theatre. Darby Stanchfield

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The Internet has given us 10 or 15 new styles of communication: long messages like blogging, and then short messages like texting and tweeting. I see it all as part of an expanding array of linguistic possibilities. David Crystal

My only worry about tweeting and modern technology is how it has crept into even the darkest corners of the absolute global village we live in. Denis Leary

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I'll sometimes go a week or two without tweeting, and then when I'm in the mood, tweet loads, and clog up people's in-boxes. It's a moment when you feel like sharing something. Derren Brown

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I started tweeting with the first film I directed. I found it the best way to promote it and to connect to the audience, and since then, it's been very helpful. Diego Luna

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I don't want fame as far as the tweeting or the image of it. But, the idea of being famous is actually exciting to me, just because then you can have a choice in what you do. I would like to be at a point where I'm not asking for parts anymore, and I'm actually just choosing between a part that I want to do. Emily Meade

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I'm having a lot of fun on Twitter, tweeting about books. Guillermo del Toro

Twitter Books About Having Lot Tweeting Fun

When I grew up there was no web, blogging or tweeting. In fact, where I grew up there was not even television! I met a lot of my friends in school and in college, and they are still my friends today. Indra Nooyi

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Isn't there a danger with Tweeting, like drunk dialing? Isn't there a drunk Tweeting danger? Julianna Margulies

Drunk Danger Like Tweeting

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