15 Ulcer Quotes for You to Enjoy

People are prospering from being unapologetically offensive, trite, and stupid. And we are tweeting ourselves into high blood pressure and ulcers trying to tell them to do better... Being a pompous nut biscuit is now a publicity strategy, and I don't know what we can do to end the madness. Luvvie Ajayi

People Madness Better Pressure Stupid Strategy Nut Ourselves Tell High High Blood Pressure Trite Prospering Know Ulcer Blood Blood Pressure End Offensive Trying Being Pompous Them Tweeting Now Publicity

To gastroenterologists, the concept of a germ causing ulcers was like saying that the Earth is flat. Barry Marshall

Saying Earth Like Concept Causing Ulcer Germ Flat

I had to learn to forgive. I couldn't sleep at night. I got ulcers. I had to let go, to let God deal with it. No one wants to be mad in their own house. I didn't want to be angry my whole life. It takes so much energy out of you to be mean. Rodney King

Life God Angry You Own Energy Mad Out Had No-One Takes House Learn Deal Got Go Ulcer Forgive So Much Energy Want Wants Mean Much Whole Let Go Night Sleep

Before the 20th century, the ulcer was not a respectable disease. Doctors would say, 'You're under a lot of stress.' Nineteenth-century Europe and America had all these crazy health spas and quack treatments. Barry Marshall

Health Crazy You Stress Doctors Before Respectable Say Would Had Ulcer Lot America Disease Century Europe Treatments

Peptic ulcers became more common in the 20th century at the same time that these theories of Freud and other psychoanalysts became popular. And somehow those meshed, and this tradition emerged that ulcers were caused by stress or turmoil in one's life. Barry Marshall

When I was 14, my mother died. My father, who had always had ulcers, came apart. He had a series of intestinal operations, and was in the hospital for nearly a year. So the four of us teenagers lived by ourselves in the apartment without a guardian. Bonnie Bedelia

I wanted to do 'Texas Trilogy' on stage. But it didn't do well in New York. In fact, it did very badly there, thanks to the critics. It was said that Preston Jones, the author, died of ulcer complications, but the truth was that the critics killed him. Diane Ladd

I have a golden leg that I am completely proud of, but my left foot that has an open ulcer, no heel, and no toes. Over the years, my body has produced a lot of calcium, which causes my bones to grow on that foot. Lauren Wasser

Foot Open Over Proud Am Causes Ulcer Years Lot Left Leg Golden Which Heel Produced Body Toes Grow Bones

Despite the disreputable company it keeps, bismuth is harmless. In fact, it's medicinal: Doctors prescribe it to soothe ulcers, and it's the 'bis' in hot-pink Pepto-Bismol. Overall, it seems like the most out-of-place element on the periodic table, a gentleman among scoundrels. Sam Kean

I'm going to do my best to do both and die of an ulcer at age 30. Shane West

Best Age Both Ulcer Die Going

For me, titles are either a natural two-second experience or stressful enough to give you an ulcer. If they don't pop out perfect on the first try, they can be really hard to repair. Or, worse, if the author thinks they pop out perfect, but the publishing house does not agree, it's difficult to shift gears. And then? Then you go insane. Sloane Crosley

Me You Experience Natural Try First Difficult Enough Worse Insane Out Gears Give Perfect House Does Repair Go Ulcer Shift Author Either Titles Then Really Pop Hard Agree Publishing Publishing House Thinks Stressful

My father put it right when he said: 'I don't get ulcers. I give ulcers.' Edgar Bronfman, Sr.

Father Give He Put Said Ulcer Get Right

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