63 Billy Eichner Quotes for You to Enjoy

Billy Eichner

American Comedian

Born: Sep 18, 1978

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We have to remain vigilant and loud and stay consistently engaged with our representatives and the political process every single day, on both a macro and micro level. Billy Eichner

Day Political Single Every Our Consistently Stay Both Remain Single Day Loud Political Process Micro Representatives Process Engaged Vigilant Level Every Single Day

I'm smart enough to know I shouldn't be behind the wheel. Billy Eichner

Smart Enough Know Wheel Behind

I do take for granted, probably, the fact that I grew up in New York City, one of the most liberal places on earth, with bleeding-heart, liberal parents who took me to see 'Rent' and Terrence McNally plays from a very young age. Billy Eichner

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Everyone's life experience is different. Billy Eichner

Life Experience Everyone Life Experience Different

If I'm screaming at someone, it's because I think they're an idiot. Billy Eichner

Idiot Think Someone Because Screaming

If you're faking it, people will know, and it's going to turn a lot of people off. Billy Eichner

You People Will Know Faking Lot Off Going Turn

I was very much an only child who was raised by the television and movies, and I grew up in New York. We weren't, like, rich people, but we were middle-class people and my parents supported this love I had for entertainment. Billy Eichner

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I thought I was going to be like Kevin Spacey in college. Billy Eichner

Thought College Like Going Kevin

Every actor-performer says this, and it sounds so irritating, but I'm not the most outgoing person. Billy Eichner

Every Says Outgoing Most Sounds Person Irritating

I thought it would be funny to go to my Korean dry cleaner and ask her about my head shot, as if it's the most important thing in the world, and as if it's something that everyone should weigh on because it's important to me. Billy Eichner

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