54 Irritating Quotes for You to Enjoy

The only way to get love is to be lovable. It's very irritating if you have a lot of money. You'd like to think you could write a check: 'I'll buy a million dollars' worth of love.' But it doesn't work that way. The more you give love away, the more you get. Warren Buffett

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Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. Kinky Friedman

In some cases, I quite like irritating people who need to be irritated. Robert Smith

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I don't think of depression as contagious. Other depressed people challenge the idea - which can be very persistent and irritating - that there is something odd about you: that you are unique with regard to this wretched state. Spike Milligan

I don't know about happy endings, because I don't think, eventually, anything is happy. You feel a bout of happiness with good news. Five minutes later, there could be a traffic jam or a phone call from an irritating relative or a weird thought, or it could be a tweet that annoys you, and your emotion will flip immediately. Karan Johar

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I have always had a talent for irritating women since I was fourteen. Marilyn Monroe

Women Had Since Talent Always Irritating Fourteen

I've been subject to how many security clearance procedures and I must say as irritating as some people may find them I think they are absolutely essential to making sure that people who work in sensitive positions in the national security field in our government are entirely loyal to the United States. John Bolton

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It's really irritating when you open a book, and 10 pages into it you know that the hero you met on page one or two is gonna come through unscathed, because he's the hero. This is completely unreal, and I don't like it. George R. R. Martin

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Since it is necessary to grant six million Filipinos their rights, so that they may be in fact Spaniards, let the government grant these rights freely and spontaneously, without damaging reservations, without irritating mistrust. Jose Rizal

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I'm not afraid of death, but I resent it. I think it's unfair and irritating. Every time I see something beautiful, I not only want to return to it, but it makes me want to see other beautiful things. I know I'm not going to get to all the places I want to go. Viggo Mortensen

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Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality. W. H. Auden

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Barack Obama is more irritating than the other nuisances on the Left. P. J. O'Rourke

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The brank, or scold's bridle, was unknown in America in its English shape: though from colonial records we learn that scolding women were far too plentiful, and were gagged for that annoying and irritating habit. Alice Morse Earle

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Theatricals can be irritating, but will provide a better night out than mobile phone salespeople. Arthur Smith

Phone Better Will Out Provide Mobile Salespeople Than Irritating Night

Every actor-performer says this, and it sounds so irritating, but I'm not the most outgoing person. Billy Eichner

Every Says Outgoing Most Sounds Person Irritating

I love singing - singing is what I'm famous for doing. Now it's turned into things I am famous for doing - like having rows with my mum or about my boyfriend, so it does get irritating. Charlotte Church

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It's really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, 'I usually don't like female comedians, but your material is great!' It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know? Chelsea Peretti

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My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.' Craig Kilborn

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If you ever have the good fortune to create a great advertising campaign, you will soon see another agency steal it. This is irritating, but don't let it worry you; nobody has ever built a brand by imitating somebody else's advertising. David Ogilvy

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There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have. Don Herold

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