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Craig Kilborn
Craig Kilborn
Entertainer
Born: Aug 24, 1962
Always Arnold People Will Years You
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A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone. Craig Kilborn
Phone College Other Once Month Telephone Says Out College Students Percent Drink Students Until Answer Pass Least Survey
Broadcasting was something, I don't want to say it came easy, but it's something I'm comfortable doing. Craig Kilborn
Broadcasting Say Easy Something Comfortable Doing Came Want
As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we'll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription. Craig Kilborn
War Money Will Fighting Congress Every Other President President Bush Our Month Supplemental Delivered Budget Days Until Cover His Iraq Cancel Subscription Sent Bush Then
Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down. Craig Kilborn
You Big Down Topple Statue See Seeing Something Got Go Clinton Did Nostalgic Bill Bill Clinton
New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut. Craig Kilborn
President President Bush Rumors Libya Hussein Give Castle Saddam Saddam Hussein New Know Him Dollars Tax Tax Cut Whether Bush Cut Flee Planning Billion Billion Dollars Now
People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife. Craig Kilborn
Relationship People Wife Sex Own Seven Carried Scandal Sexual Angeles About He Involving Schwarzenegger Arnold Arnold Schwarzenegger Los Los Angeles His Years Disgusted Apparently Now Here
The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.' Craig Kilborn
News People Political Big Chanting Running More He Announced Vowels California Schwarzenegger Arnold Arnold Schwarzenegger Governor Four
They're saying Arnold will get 95% of the vote. At least according to his brother, Jeb Schwarzenegger. Craig Kilborn
Saying Vote Will Brother Schwarzenegger Arnold Least His According Get
The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on. Craig Kilborn
Three Past Stayed Always Years Moved Moved On In The Past Places Worked
I have a wonderful respect for old people. Craig Kilborn
Respect People Wonderful Old Old People
I used to make fun of young people when I was 17 - the angst, the insecurities, all those tattoos. Craig Kilborn
People Young Those Insecurities Angst Make Tattoos Young People Used Fun
I learned at an early age that using the third person will push some buttons. Craig Kilborn
Age Will Some Push Learned Person Using Buttons Early Early Age Third
It's fun being creative and that's satisfying. Craig Kilborn
Creative Being Fun Satisfying
Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place. Craig Kilborn
Dark Comedy Dark Place Come Always Place
I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle. Craig Kilborn
Extravagant Lifestyle Studio Until Apartment Lived
CBS was very generous in their offer to re-sign me. But I simply want to try something new. Craig Kilborn
Me Try Something Something New Simply Generous New Very Offer Want
However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be. Craig Kilborn
Funny Humor Will Always However
My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.' Craig Kilborn
Me You People Once Find Brother Said Just Irritating Asked

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