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Maria Bamford
Maria Bamford
American Comedian
Born: Sep 3, 1970
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Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
I express things through characters because I have a fear that my own voice is irritating because that's been said to me. Maria Bamford
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As far as I can tell, comedians are pretty serious people, and that's why they make fun of things all of the time. Maria Bamford
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I do some compassionate mindfulness every day. It's like a Buddhist thing. I tell myself that I'm doing a good job, that kind of thing. It makes me feel better. Maria Bamford
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I was raised in Duluth, Minnesota, where you never say that you're cold, or that you're suffering, and you listen politely to people, even if you disagree with them completely. Then you say passive-aggressive things later. Maria Bamford
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I find it creatively satisfying to write material and say it out loud in a public place, whether or not anyone's listening. Maria Bamford
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I have a hard time with interviews, because I'd rather hear about the interviewer. Maria Bamford
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I get sort of short with people and start grumbling and clearing my throat - in honor of my father - when I'm impatient. It's very charming. Maria Bamford
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I've learned from my pets that it's okay to sit around, and people don't love you any less if you sit around all the time. In fact they might love you more, 'cos they always know where you're always going to be: you're always going to be laying in bed. Maria Bamford
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I think the Internet has made it easier for people to connect with things that they really like, as well as provide a more personal experience, of 'I found this!' and then you can pass it to friends. Maria Bamford
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I'm sort of shy, and Twitter feels like chatting all day with a group. I like to follow people. I'm following Joel Osteen, Steve Martin, and an anonymous purple egg - just to see where they go with it. Maria Bamford
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I have trouble watching singers because they are so sincere. Maria Bamford
Trouble Sincere Singers Because Watching
I'd like to create a lovable character for schizophrenia; it doesn't have a celebrity spokesperson because by the time somebody's schizophrenic they've lost all their teeth. Maria Bamford
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I'm not an extroverted person, nor am I hyper-confident in my point of view. I just don't have that personality. Maria Bamford
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In my stand up, I think I try to be less energetic because I feel embarrassed about how much enthusiasm I have. There's something about acting like I don't care, or if I act like I haven't spent enough time on it, it seems to go better. If I act like I'm really trying to sell it, it doesn't go as well. Maria Bamford
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In L.A., a lot of comics live here, but we don't get to spend that much time together because we've got to drive 45 minutes home, or do another set. So in San Francisco we can hang out, go for dinner - the community aspect of it is really lovely, as well as seeing people's shows that you don't normally get to see a longer version of. Maria Bamford
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My mom always does this thing where, the closer I get to home, the more she calls. 'Hey, listen, how's your plane? Did you land? Are you landing? Sweetie. Listen. We want to... ' The anxiety amps up exponentially as I get closer, and then I can't get out fast enough. Maria Bamford
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My mom doesn't post on Facebook, but she'll tell anyone within about the first five minutes of meeting them about my sister and I, in whatever way she can. Maria Bamford
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My dad actually had business cards made up with my sister's website and my website and all of our information. And he hands them out to people he meets. Maria Bamford
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I've been stopped a few times by people who want to say, 'Hi.' But I'm an introverted person, and the idea that I'd have to talk to people all the time seems a little overwhelming. Maria Bamford
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