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My mom is very structured. She gets up, she does her prayers, and she eats her oatmeal with blueberries and Greek yogurt, and she has her prayer list, and she doesn't worry too much about things.
Maria Bamford
Maria Bamford
Maria Bamford
Born: Sep 3, 1970

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