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Spike Milligan Quotes
Spike Milligan
Irish
Comedian
Born:
Apr 16
,
1918
Died:
Feb 27
,
2002
Father
He
Life
Me
Remember
You
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Spike Milligan
Sit
Tree
Sure
Cure
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan
Me
Father
Had
He
Influence
Lunatic
Profound
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Spike Milligan
Happiness
Buy
You
Money
Pleasant
More
Misery
Does
Form
Bring
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Spike Milligan
God
Light
Wait
Would
He
Thursday
Until
Said
Board
Electricity
Connected
I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Spike Milligan
Just
Afraid
Want
Dying
Happens
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
Spike Milligan
Thought
Reading
Mine
Poem
Shakespeare
Never
He
Reads
Begin
Any
Then
Should
Why
I have resigned from the human race. Look at the way we treat animals.
Spike Milligan
Treat
Animals
Way
Look
Human
Race
Human Race
Resigned
As I kept having episodes of depression, I realized that it was not a one-off: that I had, well, not a disease, really - more an illness.
Spike Milligan
Depression
Having
More
Had
Well
Disease
Realized
Really
Episodes
Illness
Kept
I don't think of depression as contagious. Other depressed people challenge the idea - which can be very persistent and irritating - that there is something odd about you: that you are unique with regard to this wretched state.
Spike Milligan
Depression
You
People
Challenge
Think
Other
State
About
Something
Wretched
Contagious
Idea
Odd
Very
Persistent
Regard
Irritating
Which
Depressed
Unique
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
Spike Milligan
Health
Old
Year
Year-Old
Fridge
Eighteen
Body
Keep
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Spike Milligan
You
Come
Quietly
Going
Use
I am afraid that, like Timon of Athens, I just cannot let go of my friendships.
Spike Milligan
Athens
Like
Am
Go
Friendships
Just
Afraid
Cannot
Let Go
Things began to improve when I went to Rangoon. To begin with, my father was promoted, which meant he was at home more. The matriarchal society was ended, and for the first time, I went to a boys' school.
Spike Milligan
Time
Home
School
Father
First
Society
Promoted
More
He
First Time
Boy
Began
Begin
Improve
Ended
Which
Meant
Things
May 8th 1943. Deluge. The rain not only fell mainly on the plain in Spain; it also fell mainly on the back of the bloody neck, dripping down the spine into the socks where it came out of the lace-holes in the boots.
Spike Milligan
Rain
Down
Back
Out
Boots
Spine
Only
Dripping
Deluge
Mainly
Fell
Also
Came
Bloody
May
Where
Spain
Plain
Neck
Socks
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