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Paul Lynde
American
Comedian
Born:
Jun 13
,
1926
Died:
Jan 10
,
1982
Always
Funny
Me
People
World
You
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I laughed all the way through Love Story.
Paul Lynde
Love
Love Story
Way
Laughed
Through
Story
I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.
Paul Lynde
Simple
Sometimes
Try
Dinner
Rich
Dessert
Eat
Week
Lightly
Always
Salad
Just
Meals
Prepare
Serve
I was obsessed with being rich and famous.
Paul Lynde
Rich
Being Rich
Obsessed
Being
Famous
If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.
Paul Lynde
Death
Half
Lost
Would
Would-Be
Nervousness
Frightened
Ever
An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.
Paul Lynde
You
Better
Not Knowing
Better Off
Undergo
Knowing
Because
Lot
Off
Psychoanalysis
Actor
Things
I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored.
Paul Lynde
Spices
Own
Recipe
Recipes
Adding
Find
Be Prepared
Something
My Own
Look
Also
Alter
Looks
Go
May
Stored
Dishes
Interesting
Then
Prepared
Things
A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.
Paul Lynde
You
World
Stage
See
Lighting
Like
Without
Place
Room
A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
Paul Lynde
World
Dangerous
Dangerous Place
Wire
Most
Closet
Place
Full
The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.
Paul Lynde
Me
Doctor
Problem
Mother
Name
She
Because
Her
Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.
Paul Lynde
Dress
Someday
Onstage
Go
Going
Want
If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.
Paul Lynde
Know
Working
Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.
Paul Lynde
Food
Conversation
Our
Topic
Constant
Household
The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.
Paul Lynde
Life
My Life
Own
Part
Romantic
Whole
Even
Belt
My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.
Paul Lynde
Trust
Women
Too
Those
Only
Could
He
Sons
Well
Proud
Ham
His
Sell
Anything
Dad
I think basically an actor is a salesman.
Paul Lynde
Think
Salesman
Actor
Basically
My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.
Paul Lynde
Good
Conversation
Guests
Way
Besides
Table
Wrecked
Having
Only
Small
Generate
House
Get
Maximum
Eight
Your
Good Conversation
Whole
Seats
Number
I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.
Paul Lynde
Day
Fruit
Water
Glasses
Week
Take
Never
Vegetable
Instead
Never Take
Days
Couple
Go
Juices
Liquid
Often
Six
Maybe
Just
Fast
If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.
Paul Lynde
Become
Celebrity
Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.
Paul Lynde
Comedy
Stretched
Must
Exaggerated
Almost
Always
Realism
Ludicrous
Believable
I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
Paul Lynde
Funny
Wish
Nerve
Had
Tip
Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.
Paul Lynde
Funny
Politics
Grief
Hate
Politicians
Think
Thinking
Our
Lies
Generalities
Talk
Because
Caused
Loved
Really
Dad
Awful
I don't understand why people don't remember my name.
Paul Lynde
People
Remember
Name
Understand
Why
Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.
Paul Lynde
Me
Purse
Put
Mothers
Pinch
Want
My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.
Paul Lynde
You
Yourself
Ugly
Those
Faces
Make
Said
Sisters
Why
My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.
Paul Lynde
Business
Father
Disapproval
His
Interest
Show
Show Business
Adamant
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