55 Salesman Quotes for You to Enjoy

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? Woody Allen

Life Death You Worse Spent Insurance Salesman Than Evening Ever Things

Nobody is gonna love you like you. You're gonna be your best salesman. T.I.

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My dad was in the army. World War II. He got his college education from the army. After World War II he became an insurance salesman. Really, I didn't know my dad very well. He and my mother split up after the war. I was raised by my maternal grandmother and grandfather, and by my mother. Al Pacino

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It was the '50s, and the card catalog and the Dewey Decimal System were in fashion. I hung out in the 812 section - American theater and plays. This is where I first read Arthur Miller's 'Death of a Salesman' and was transfixed. I remember staring into space for what seemed an eternity after reading Linda Loman's final speech. Jeffrey Tambor

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I had a great time being a salesman because of the pitches that I gave when I was selling shoes. However, I don't think I'm as well versed in shoes as I am in comedy. Being a salesman was all about being a people person, and I enjoy being around people. I also love talking to people - which is why I think I did so well. Kevin Hart

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I can sell anything that I totally believe in, but I'm a horrible salesman of something I don't believe in. Nick Woodman

Believe Horrible Totally Something Salesman Sell Anything

I was living in a small town in Indiana working as a telemarketer and a vacuum salesman. I was really bad: the vacuums seemed to always be falling apart. Every time I did a demonstration, I'd say, 'This is the material the astronauts used on Apollo 13.' And no sooner had that come out of my mouth, something would malfunction. Adam Driver

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I worked as an interior designer. I worked as a furniture salesman. I worked as a financial adviser. I worked as a painter and decorator - that wasn't for very long. I was a baker for about four-and-a-half years. Anton du Beke

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In business, you're the Chief Salesman. Create a sense of demand, rather than waiting to have demand. Barbara Corcoran

You Business Waiting Sense Rather Demand Salesman Chief Than Create

Like most people, I was not able to start selling my stories right away. So I had many other jobs along the way to becoming a writer, including toy maker, gravedigger, cookware salesman, and assembly line worker. Eventually, I became an elementary teacher and worked with second and fourth graders. Bruce Coville

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Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman. Carey Williams

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I come from a wonderful family. My mother was a pianist and my father was a salesman. They were very middle-class, very middle-Western. Charles Kimbrough

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I was a car salesman, if you can believe it. Chris Stapleton

You Car Believe Salesman

My father was a salesman, and I always said I wouldn't be one. Daniel Woodrell

Father Said Always Salesman

Mitt Romney talks a lot about all the things he's fixed. I can tell you that Massachusetts wasn't one of them. He's a fine fellow and a great salesman, but as governor he was more interested in having the job than doing it. Deval Patrick

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Being a salesman and an actor were not that dissimilar: It is a good lesson in covering up your feelings. No one wants to buy from someone who looks depressed. Dougray Scott

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My wife - to-be and I went to see my father. Only he could answer the two questions before us: Shall we get married now? Shall I begin the practice of law, or continue being the successful wine salesman I had become, working my way through law school? Emanuel Celler

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I'm my own salesman. I can't let anybody do anything for me. Fred Durst

Me Own My Own Salesman Anybody Anything

I thought at the time that I wanted to go into institutional sales, selling stocks and bonds to institutions. In those days, which was the 1960s, the institutional salesman was making about $100,000 a year. I thought that was just an enormous amount of money. Henry Kravis

Actually, when I first started dabbling in photography, I was still working for my parents as a salesman. Herb Ritts

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