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I think it's funny that nobody wants to be liked by Washington. All the politicians go, 'I don't like Washington. They don't like me.' I always find it funny that people are trying to distance themselves from Washington as much as they can, even though they're all in Washington.

Maz Jobrani

American Comedian

Born: Feb 26, 1972

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Funny, Me, People, Politicians, Think, Distance, Though, Find, Nobody, Like, Liked, Always, Go, Trying, Wants, Themselves, Much, Even, Washington

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