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Dana Carvey
American
Comedian
Born:
Jun 2
,
1955
Comedy
Live
Me
Money
People
You
Related authors:
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
Milton Berle
Mitch Hedberg
Robin Williams
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
W. C. Fields
I was not in 'Iron Man 2,' but I take a daily iron supplement.
Dana Carvey
Daily
Man
Take
Supplement
Iron
Iron Man
Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stayed almost seven years.
Dana Carvey
Comedy
Live
Seven
Television
Stayed
Variety
Almost
Well
Years
Loved
Sketch
Sketch Comedy
Saturday
Saturday Night
Saturday Night Live
Night
The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things that can be your Achilles heel. But if you don't need money and you don't need fame, then you're free.
Dana Carvey
You
Hurt
Money
Free
Those
Fame
Achilles
Achilles Heel
Heel
Then
Your
Things
Two
Need
Definitely for me, my personality, having children was a definite sea change. I found it very, very hard to balance show business and being a dad. The narcissism of show business and the complete, total focus of it was very difficult.
Dana Carvey
Me
Business
Change
Balance
Personality
Focus
Narcissism
Difficult
Complete
Definite
Definitely
Total
Having
Having Children
Very
Being
Children
Sea
Sea Change
Hard
Show
Show Business
Dad
Found
We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you'd have some college professor analyzing It's a Wonderful Life or Citizen Kane, and now it is pretty funny - the idea of commentary for a silly kid's movie, you know?
Dana Carvey
Life
Funny
You
Wonderful
Citizen
College
Think
Analyzing
Kid
Collect
Citizen Kane
Some
Pretty
College Professor
Silly
About
Idea
Know
Commentary
Wonderful Life
Movie
Kane
Used
Even
Now
Professor
Laser
I couldn't do any of my other characters, you know? But I could have done the lady. Church Lady's Malibu Beach party is an idea I have for a movie, too. Yes.
Dana Carvey
You
Church
Party
Too
Other
Characters
Beach
Could
Idea
Know
Malibu
Yes
Any
Done
Lady
Movie
I recently found out about this other super movie star. He only works from about 11:00 to 4:00, so all his movies take like 120 days. But this was a lot of stuff to do in 35 days.
Dana Carvey
Other
Out
Super
About
Only
Take
He
Stuff
Days
Like
His
Lot
Movie
Movie Star
Movies
Works
Star
Found
Recently
I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.
Dana Carvey
Old
Thirty
Read
Years
Level
While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself.
Dana Carvey
Myself
Secret
Comics
Persona
Want
While
Many
Fundamentally
Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn't the star.
Dana Carvey
Sometimes
Impossible
Joke
Silliness
Abstract
Sort
Comic
Sensibility
Describing
Star
Near
I'm more of a people pleaser.
Dana Carvey
People
Pleaser
More
After years of begging, I got my parents to get me a little Craig tape recorder, a reel to reel. Then I started recording voices, or recording Jonathan Winters off television and stuff like that.
Dana Carvey
Me
Parents
Recording
Television
Recorder
Voices
Winters
Jonathan
Stuff
Like
Got
Years
Tape
Tape Recorder
Off
Begging
Get
Craig
After
Little
Then
Started
I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a lot of friends on the cross country team that had great senses of humor.
Dana Carvey
Great
Humor
Country
Too
Intimidated
Out
Tried
Scared
Cross
Cross Country
Had
Go
Lot
Friends
Arts
Senses
Theater
Team
I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State.
Dana Carvey
Competition
Comedy
State
Francisco
Got
Still
Won
San
San Francisco
While
Stand-Up Comedy
Lucky
I know it's a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we're all out of our minds. They're the funniest, most eccentric bizarre people I've ever met, my siblings.
Dana Carvey
Family
People
Met
Our
Minds
Out
Bizarre
All-Out
Eccentric
Know
Most
Cliche
Whacked
Just
Mean
Whole
Ever
Sibling
Funniest
When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other. I enjoy pushing my characters to the limit. No matter how far out there I go, I look for things that make the characters human.
Dana Carvey
People
Matter
Enjoy
Other
Out
Characters
See
Pushing
Come
Look
Make
Limit
How
How Far
Go
Get
Human
Interact
Far
Each
Things
Chance
I'm a real people-pleaser.
Dana Carvey
Real
If you just kind of live a regular life and make good 'Hollywood' money, you have a certain freedom.
Dana Carvey
Life
Good
Freedom
You
Money
Live
Kind
Make
Just
Just Kind
Hollywood
Certain
Regular
I wasn't very good as a puppet. A lot of times in a movie, you need a really good puppeteer: you're sort of a puppet, and you're doing what you can. But I always, from the beginning, was kind of making up my own stuff from stand-up and sort of directing myself, so I wasn't very good in movies where I didn't have control.
Dana Carvey
Myself
Good
You
Beginning
Own
Control
Kind
Puppet
Puppeteer
Directing
My Own
Stuff
Sort
Always
Making
Doing
Making Up
Lot
Up
Very
Times
Where
Movie
Movies
Really
Need
You just have to be very humble if America has really worked for you like it has for me. Most of my friends are poor. Most of my siblings are poor. I see how hard it is just to get money unless you've got some incredible luck or work incredibly hard. I want everyone to do well. I wish 'Wayne's World' money on you!
Dana Carvey
Work
Me
You
Humble
World
Money
Wish
Luck
Incredible
Incredibly
Everyone
Unless
Wayne
See
Some
Like
Most
Well
Got
How
Friends
Very
America
Get
Just
Want
Poor
Worked
Really
Hard
Sibling
I grew up middle class - my dad was a high school teacher; there were five kids in our family. We all shared a nine-hundred-square-foot home with one bathroom. That was exciting. And my wife is Irish Catholic and also very, very barely middle class.
Dana Carvey
Teacher
Home
Family
Class
School
Wife
Our
Bathroom
Kids
High
High School
High School Teacher
Shared
Exciting
School Teacher
Also
Catholic
Were
Up
Very
Irish
Irish Catholic
Five
Middle
Middle Class
Grew
Barely
Dad
I always grew up with, 'Question authority.'
Dana Carvey
Always
Question
Up
Authority
Grew
If you live in New York or L.A., and you're liberal, and you're playing to a liberal crowd, it's almost like a rally... it's not edgy.
Dana Carvey
You
Live
Rally
Liberal
Crowd
Almost
New
Like
Edgy
York
New York
Playing
Corporate stand-up allowed me to make my own schedule and make money as if I was in show business.
Dana Carvey
Me
Business
Money
Own
Corporate
My Own
Schedule
Allowed
Make
Show
Show Business
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