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Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Arthur Baer
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Arthur Baer
American
Journalist
Born:
Jan 9
,
1886
Died:
May 17
,
1969
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Diane Garnick
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Also, I am driven by a wonderful muse called alimony.
Dick Schaap
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I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much.
Don Adams
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When you're 19, girlfriends are girlfriends. Then you start thinking about the rest of your life and stuff. I don't know; something happens with your glands. Your alimony gland.
Ed Kowalczyk
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I know a lot of writers who would much rather be writing the Great American Novel, but they've got bills to pay and alimony, and so they take a job at a less-than-reputable paper. You know, you do what you gotta do.
Eric Stoltz
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You
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Job
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Great American
Paper
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Rather
Take
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Know
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Gotta
Lot
American
Much
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Novel
Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony to Eve, not Steve.
Lewis Black
God
Me
Man
Woman
Hate
Pay
Other
Alimony
Sacred
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Between
Institution
Steve
Wanted
Who
Eve
Each
Serious
Adam
Alimony is the curse of the writing class.
Norman Mailer
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Writing
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Curse
Men aren't able to retire and are going bankrupt making alimony payments.
Ralph Norman
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Alimony
Able
Retire
Making
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Bankrupt
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