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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Groucho Marx

American Comedian

Born: Oct 2, 1890

Died: Aug 19, 1977

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I know a lot of writers who would much rather be writing the Great American Novel, but they've got bills to pay and alimony, and so they take a job at a less-than-reputable paper. You know, you do what you gotta do. Eric Stoltz

Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony to Eve, not Steve. Lewis Black

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