118 Girlfriends Quotes for You to Enjoy

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends. Orson Welles

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Eyebrows are really important because they structure the face. In school it was funny because I was always the one walking around with tweezers plucking my girlfriends' eyebrows. I was really good; eyebrow tweezing runs in my family - my mother used to do mine, and I picked it up. Rita Ora

I have 20,000 girlfriends, all around the world. Justin Timberlake

World All-Around Girlfriends Dating Around

In case you haven't heard, my girlfriends and I have declared the summer of 2012 as the best summer ever. The best way to document said 'best summer ever' is with a good ol' disposable camera. Smile, click, move on! Nobody gets pic approval, and there's no time wasted gathering around the camera to analyze a moment that just happened. Candice Accola

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If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine's Day. Don Rickles

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Having girlfriends is... I can't do it. It doesn't mean I don't hang out with girls. It just means that I don't like being in a relationship, because it makes things very complicated. The one piece of advice that I listen to adults on - because I don't listen to adults when it comes to most things - is that I'm too young to have a girlfriend. Jaden Smith

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Oh my God, my girlfriends are everything to me. They celebrate with you, they cry with you, they hold you when you need to be held. They laugh with you. They're mean with you! They're always there, and it's just a priceless thing to have. Jennifer Lopez

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I don't know what I would have done so many times in my life if I hadn't had my girlfriends. Reese Witherspoon

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I love women, and I have a lot of really close girlfriends, but I'm not one of those women who's like, 'Ew - that's boy stuff.' Aisha Tyler

Love Women Those Girlfriends Stuff Like Boy Lot Close Really

That's always the actor's worst nightmare: that what they're working on is going to be the last thing they'll ever work on. No lie. So I was very excited to land 'Girlfriends' Guide' immediately. Alanna Ubach

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I'm always helping out girlfriends, and then I'm wondering, who's going to look after me? Alexa Chung

Me Out Girlfriends Look Always Wondering Going After Then Helping

I've been privileged to be able to be a part of some of my girlfriends' lives at their breaking points. Amanda de Cadenet

Able Some Girlfriends Points Part Been Privileged Breaking Lives

I have a reputation for being cold and aloof, but I'm so not that woman. I'm passionate. I love my girls, being with my girlfriends, getting involved with issues that affect other women and children who are suffering. Annie Lennox

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I'm like the master of ceremonies being funny, and then sometimes people you're with, girlfriends and stuff, are like, 'God I wish I had the person on stage to be with all the time.' Artie Lange

Funny God Time You People Sometimes Wish Master Stage Girlfriends Had Stuff Like Person Being Being Funny Then Ceremonies

I'm in love with 'Bravo.' Me and my girlfriends love 'Bravo-ing,' which doesn't necessarily mean watching 'Bravo.' It's when you're a bum and you're on your couch watching reality shows. Ashley Tisdale

Love Me You Reality Girlfriends Couch Bum Bravo Which Mean Reality Shows Your Shows Necessarily Watching

My best girlfriends are the girls I went to college with at UCLA. Beth Behrs

Best College Girl Girlfriends

People aren't hiring me to be a 'yes' man. They have their girlfriends for that. Brad Goreski

Me Man People Girlfriends Hiring Yes

Ordinarily, I develop videogames with female characters that aren't girlfriends, bimbos and sidekicks. Brianna Wu

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When my friends started to care about getting girlfriends, I really didn't. I started to think, literally, 'What's wrong with me?' and, 'Why can't I be normal like everybody else?' Calum Scott

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Growing up, me and my brother, we were kind of exact opposites. We were completely yin and yang. He was more rough and tumble, and I just wanted to play with my girlfriends. Candis Cayne

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I only do private room karaoke where it's just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement. Chelsea Peretti

I have so many single girlfriends who fit themselves into the mold of what they think a guy's looking for. But being comfortable around men is about being comfortable with yourself. They gravitate toward confidence. Really, that is what they want to be around. Cobie Smulders

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