78 Pig Quotes for You to Enjoy

If you make a film about a pig farmer in Wales and you are a huge hit as the pig farmer's wife, the next thing is you'll be asked to do a film about a sheep farmer in Scotland. Kristin Scott Thomas

You Wife Sheep About Make Pig Huge Wales Scotland Hit Asked Next Farmer Next Thing Film Thing

My brother and I had many games. We were inseparable. We had a little team going on between us. We had even a language that was kind of like pig latin. So we'd speak in the language. It's called Op. Lake Bell

Speak Language Latin Kind Inseparable Brother Had Between Like Pig Were Going Little Us Games Team Many Even

To eat the boiled head of a pig sliced like salami is very strange. It may seem cutting edge, but it's actually a lot older than any of the other traditional salami. Mario Batali

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I have eyes like those of a dead pig. Marlon Brando

Eyes Those Like Dead Pig

Though pigs have been proven susceptible to a porcine spongiform encephalopathy, the National Pork Producers Council claims that no naturally occurring cases of 'mad pig' disease have ever been discovered. Michael Greger

National Though Claims Mad Cases Council Pig Pigs Proven Been Discovered Disease Susceptible Producers Naturally Pork Ever

'Meat' is a vague term and can be used to refer to many parts of an animal, including internal organs and skin. For the most part, the meat we eat consists of muscle tissue taken from farm animals, whether it's a sirloin steak, which is cut from the rear of a cow, or a pork chop, taken from flesh near the spine of a pig. Michael Specter

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I'm obsessed with working out. I eat like a pig, so it kind of makes up for that. Millie Bobby Brown

Out Kind Eat Obsessed Like Pig Makes Up Working

Mel Blanc is a hero because of what he could do with his voice for all the Looney Tunes, the Warner Brothers cartoons, to be the voice of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Porky Pig. Nicolas Cage

Hero Cartoons Brothers Voice Blanc Could He Pig Bugs Because Duck His Bunny Tunes Warner Warner Brothers

I still miss my gramma. I can see her at the farm, in her apron, babushka and support stockings. My Slovak gramma spoiled us with pig in the blankets, kalachi, pop, chips and a drawer full of lollipops. It was heaven. Regina Brett

Farm Drawer See Blankets Spoiled Support Miss Pig Still Stockings Heaven Chips Us Pop Full Her

We overweight people, we say terrible things to ourselves. Oh, you wouldn't believe it. 'You fat pig. How can you do this? You're a disgusting jerk.' And that gets you nowhere. That gets you right back into a bowl of pasta fregula. Richard Simmons

My mother died when I was 17, and I moved in with my dad to make a 12-month pig's ear of retaking my A-levels. Robert Webb

Mother Make Pig Died Moved Dad Ear

Paris's neighborhoods, the arrondissements, are organized like a twist. They spiral from the river like toilet water flushing in reverse and erupting out of the bowl - a corkscrew or what have you, a flattened pig's tail, a whorling braid notched one to 20. Rosecrans Baldwin

You Water Neighborhoods Out Spiral Paris Tail River Like Bowl Pig Reverse Flattened Toilet Organized Twist

I never know what I'm going to do for the Post next. Two weeks ago I had a piece on Homeland Security. This is one of my pig ongoing projects. How unprepared we are for a terrorist attack. Sally Quinn

I know we don't all follow in the family footsteps, but you are, I suppose, more likely to consider becoming a butcher if you have spent your childhood watching a parent debone a pig. Sandi Toksvig

Family You Consider Spent Follow Parent More Footsteps Suppose Know Likely Pig Becoming Childhood Your Butcher Watching

One thing people would be surprised to know about me: I have a mean roundhouse kick. And my guilty pleasure? Deep fried pig ears! Suki Waterhouse

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I am a human guinea pig and a professional dilettante. Tim Ferriss

Dilettante Guinea Guinea Pig Pig Am Human Professional

Around the time I opened my second restaurant, Etta's, I had just finished judging at the Jack Daniels World Invitational BBQ Championship in Lynchburg, Tennessee. Back home in Seattle, my goal was to recreate the sweet and smoky taste of that BBQ using our local wild king salmon instead of pig. Tom Douglas

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If you think a child is going to be your accessory... it's not like a micro pig. It's not about putting them in front of the television. You need to read to them at night. Tori Amos

You Think Television About Putting Like Pig Read Accessory Child Micro Front Going Them Your Night Need

My nursery school did a production of 'The Three Little Pigs.' I played the third pig. When the wolf knocked on my door, I refused to get up and answer it because, to me, he was knocking the wrong way. I just lay there, snoring away on stage, fully immersed in my character. My dad turned to my mom and said: 'Dustin Hoffman.' Zooey Deschanel

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I look like that in the morning: my hair's all greasy - it's not, 'Hey, look at the babe of the band!' I hate that kind of thing, the way women are always pushed forward as beauties... it's very easy: you can make the ugliest pig look lovely in a photograph. Dolores O'Riordan

Morning You Women Hate Hair Band Way Hey Kind Photograph Easy Pushed Beauties Like Look Make Pig Always Ugliest Women Are Very Lovely Forward Thing Babe

We're kind of a guinea pig generation. Simone Giertz

Generation Guinea Guinea Pig Kind Pig

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