9 Snoring Quotes for You to Enjoy

I really love the sound of my dog snoring. Chris Evans

Love Dog Sound Snoring Really

There's a good chance that if you're talking to me when I'm snoring, it means I'm bored. Garry Shandling

Good Me You Bored Talking Snoring Means Good Chance Chance

It's true that romance novels do detail the courtship phase of a relationship. We usually write 'And they lived happily ever after' before our heroine starts snoring or our hero starts tossing his socks over the hamper. Teresa Medeiros

Relationship Hero Before Starts Heroine Our Detail Tossing Write True Over Courtship His Hamper Snoring Romance After Happily Novels Lived Ever Ever After Phase Socks

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up. Adam Sandler

Mom Phone Seriously Side Put Sing Hear West West Side West Side Story Up Snoring Hang Story Her Maria Sleep

The bronze dwarfs give you the first clue that Wroclaw is no ordinary city. They lurk all over the place, carousing outside pubs, snoring at the doors of hotels, peeking out from behind the bars of the old city jail. David Hewson

My specialties are corpses, unconscious people and people snoring in spectacular epics. Gig Young

People Corpses Unconscious Snoring Epics Spectacular

They say it's not the snoring itself but those anxiety-packed moments in between snorts. It's the waiting for the nasal passages of the person lying beside you to strike again. And strike it always does. In the dark, almost against your will, you produce that special glare reserved for people who cannot control their own behaviour. Sloane Crosley

You Waiting People Dark Will Own Control Lying Strike Say Those Beside Glare Almost Between Does Always Passages Itself Person Snoring Behaviour Cannot In-Between Again Against Produce Your Special Who Moments Reserved They Say

My nursery school did a production of 'The Three Little Pigs.' I played the third pig. When the wolf knocked on my door, I refused to get up and answer it because, to me, he was knocking the wrong way. I just lay there, snoring away on stage, fully immersed in my character. My dad turned to my mom and said: 'Dustin Hoffman.' Zooey Deschanel

Mom Character Me School Three Wolf Stage Nursery Way Immersed Lay He Wrong Knocked Knocking Wrong Way Pig Pigs Because Answer Said Up Snoring Get Did Dustin Hoffman Just Refused Door Little Turned Production Fully Dad Away Played Third

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