Garry Shandling Quotes

Garry Shandling
American Comedian
Born: Nov 29, 1949
Died: Mar 24, 2016
First Funny Love Me Think You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is. Garry Shandling
You Finish Line First Nice Finish Guys Know Line Where Then Nice Guys
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead. Garry Shandling
Love Made Once Minutes Hour Clocks Fifteen Fifteen Minutes Night Set
You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't. Garry Shandling
Funny You Late-Night Guest Way Would About Johnny No-One Hosts Know Talks None Curious Did Asked Much Regular Use Reason Shows Each Now Why
I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate. Garry Shandling
Spiritual Philosophy Sundays Eastern Guy Read Lot Very Play Play Basketball Basketball Meditate
I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad. Garry Shandling
Me You Tell Bad Puppet Puppet Show Would Puppets Never Had He Studio Put Head Putting Stuff Know Lot Done Pitching Anyone Anything Convince Show
Dogs are not people. Be leery of any woman who refers to her dogs as her 'kids,' because you'll only end up paying for their schooling. Garry Shandling
You Woman People Kids Only Schooling Because Dogs End Up Any Paying Who Her

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