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You're either humble or you're not. If you were a jerk before the fame, you just become a jerk with a bigger spotlight. Whoever you are really comes through.
Oprah Winfrey
You
Humble
Become
Before
Through
Spotlight
Were
Fame
Just
Bigger
Either
Really
Whoever
Jerk
I have too much respect for people to try to control them. But they are estranged from love, afraid to reach out and touch one another. We're afraid to appear sentimental or speak in platitudes because people will say, 'What a jerk!' It takes courage in our culture to be a lover.
Leo Buscaglia
Love
Respect
Courage
Culture
People
Speak
Try
Too Much
Will
Control
Lover
Too
Our
Say
Out
Touch
Takes
Reach
Another
Because
Afraid
Them
Sentimental
Much
Appear
Platitudes
Jerk
Any jerk can have short-term earnings. You squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, and the company sinks five years later.
Jack Welch
You
Earnings
Later
Years
Five
Squeeze
Any
Short-Term
Company
Jerk
If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest.
Christian Bale
Life
Real Life
Everyone
Slightest
Adored
Knew
Am
Real
Really
Jerk
Reject cynicism. Reject certitude. And don't be a jerk. Be a good guy.
Jake Sullivan
Good
Guy
Certitude
Cynicism
Jerk
Reject
Good Guy
A person with grace is somebody who's socially graceful or is a classy person, but sometimes you just feel the opposite of that, and you just feel like a jerk and a loser and a weirdo.
Matt Berninger
You
Grace
Sometimes
Somebody
Classy
Feel
Weirdo
Like
Opposite
Loser
Graceful
Person
Just
Jerk
Socially
There is no upside to making a disparaging remark about a colleague. If your remark is accurate, everybody already knows it, so there's no need to point it out. If your remark is inaccurate, you're the one who ends up looking like a jerk.
Travis Bradberry
You
Looking
Everybody
Colleague
Out
About
Point
Remark
Like
Knows
Making
Up
Accurate
Ends
Upside
Inaccurate
Your
Disparaging
Who
Jerk
Need
I'll get cast occasionally as sort of the jerk version of myself, and I have fun doing that. But it's really better for everyone if I stay behind the camera.
Aaron Sorkin
Myself
Have Fun
Better
Everyone
Stay
Cast
Occasionally
Sort
Doing
Camera
Version
Get
Behind
Really
Fun
Jerk
I try to stay in line and not be a jerk. I've always been conscious that if I really screw up, people might notice.
Amanda Hearst
People
Try
Stay
Always
Line
Been
Up
Screw
Might
Really
Notice
Jerk
Conscious
You can ask anybody in the room. My numbers are the worst in here but I'm still a jerk to everybody, yelling at everybody, getting them going. Once I get it back, then I'll be even worse to the guys.
Billy Koch
You
Everybody
Back
Once
Worse
Worst
Guys
Still
Yelling
Get
Getting
Going
Anybody
Room
Them
Ask
Then
Even
Even Worse
Jerk
Here
Numbers
Only a jerk would talk politics on Mother's Day.
Corey Stewart
Politics
Day
Mother
Would
Only
Talk
Jerk
Maybe I am just a jerk.
Dan Harmon
Am
Maybe
Just
Jerk
I've lifted weights ever since I was a teenager, but I started going more towards the Olympic weightlifting style, which is clean and jerk.
Daniel Bryan
Style
Teenager
More
Clean
Lifted
Weights
Towards
Since
Going
Which
Jerk
Ever
Started
Olympic
Music is for people. The word 'pop' is simply short for popular. It means that people like it. I'm just a normal jerk who happens to make music. As long as my brain and fingers work, I'm cool.
Eddie Van Halen
Work
Music
People
Word
Long
Fingers
Simply
Like
Make
Brain
Normal
Short
Just
Happens
Pop
Means
Who
Cool
Popular
Jerk
It took two months from the day my fiance proposed to my first Google search for 'wedding planning: how?' Now, let me interrupt myself here and share how much I hate using the word 'fiance.' It's so fancy, and it's hard not to sound like a jerk saying it. Which is why I will be using my own word for fiance: gloob.
Ellie Kemper
Saying
Myself
Day
Me
Hate
Word
Will
First
Google
Own
Took
Months
My Own
Wedding
Proposed
Share
Like
How
Sound
How Much
Fiance
Which
Fancy
Much
Planning
Hard
Using
Search
Jerk
Now
Why
Here
Interrupt
Two
There's always a high school jerk, isn't there? But I didn't date much in high school, because I went to an all-girls' private school for ten years.
Emmanuelle Vaugier
School
High
High School
Ten
Date
Ten Years
Because
Always
Private
Years
Private School
Much
Jerk
If a jerk burns the flag, America is not threatened, democracy is not under siege, freedom is not at risk.
Gary Ackerman
Freedom
Democracy
Siege
Threatened
Risk
America
Flag
Burns
Jerk
When I'm writing, quite often I start having a good time when I see there's a chance to make myself look like a real jerk. I start chuckling and having an interesting, rather than a boring, time.
Geoff Dyer
Time
Myself
Good
Writing
Good Time
Boring
See
Rather
Having
Having A Good Time
Like
Look
Make
Real
Than
Quite
Often
Interesting
Jerk
Start
Chance
Most of my stuff before CSI was kind of the jerk boyfriend, so I thought this was one of those deals, where these two have a thing going on, so we had a scene where they make out.
George Eads
Thought
Before
Those
Out
Kind
Scene
Had
Stuff
Most
Make
Deals
Boyfriend
Going
Where
Jerk
Thing
Two
I know it was raw in some places, and I was a jerk in some places, but that's the way I was, and I was stupid.
Glen Campbell
Stupid
Way
Some
Raw
Know
Places
Jerk
Hemingway was a jerk.
Harold Robbins
Hemingway
Jerk
I know that I'm definitely not a big big snob, and I know that at the times that I am a diva I know I'm being a diva. It's kind of annoying to know that you are. Because it's a person I do not want to be. So I'm trying my best not to become a jerk.
Jackie Evancho
Best
You
Big
Become
Definitely
Kind
Diva
Know
Annoying
Because
Am
Times
Snob
Person
Trying
Being
Want
Jerk
Who would I be if I complained about having a father that provided for me? Who would I be if I was complaining about having a father who loved me? That would make me a real jerk.
John David Washington
Me
Father
Complaining
Would
About
Having
Make
Real
Provided
Loved
Who
Jerk
Sometimes you are being interviewed by someone and you think, if I knew this person they'd be my best friend. Other times you're being interviewed by a complete jerk.
Judith Guest
Best
You
Sometimes
Think
Other
Complete
Best Friend
Someone
Knew
Friend
Times
Person
Being
Jerk
My high school coach was a bit of a jerk.
Keith Hernandez
School
Bit
High
High School
Coach
Jerk
I became a bit of a jerk. A kind of a nasty jerk.
Kevin Spacey
Bit
Kind
Became
Nasty
Jerk
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