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I suppose I'm going on stage and making jokes about the fact that the audience are expecting the show to be about something and that they might learn something. Andrew Lawrence
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My job as the host of a rock awards show is not to be as divisive as possible, but certainly you want to be able to interject your jokes and how you feel about stuff. Andy Biersack
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If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity. Andy Samberg
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Betty White jokes are just not for me. Angie Dickinson
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Sometimes when I try to make jokes or have a sense of humor in interviews, it doesn't go over very well. But Twitter made my life easier in this way that I didn't expect. It would have taken probably 10 times as long for people to accept my voice and my sense of humor if I didn't have Twitter. Anna Kendrick
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If you think of the people who are funny in your life, you'll note it's not because they tell jokes, it's because of their character. If you develop characters, then you'll know them, and you'll know how they'll speak. The comedy will come out of the character. Anne Beatts
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I did lose my grandfather. He was special. He would tell me jokes, and he'd always be there to support me. I do wish I'd get the chance to see him again, because he was very special to my heart. Anthony Gonzalez
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The New Zealand sense of humor is tough and realistic. Jokes are not surreal; they are about life and death and tough decisions. Anthony McCarten
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Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes. Aries Spears
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Zac Efron is like a brother who's just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes. Ashley Tisdale
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Rob and I both have a problem with taking jokes too far. Ayda Field
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Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and hope for the best. Aziz Ansari
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I don't try to impress people. Sometimes my jokes can be very harsh; I'm very sarcastic. I would joke about something disgusting, and my agent might be like, 'OK, maybe leave that behind for this one meeting. The burping? Maybe don't do that.' Barbara Palvin
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I feel that after all those horrible reviews and jokes, I wasn't crazy all these years to stand up for the music I believe in. This album has proven that somewhere in the human race, the human heart is still racing and breaking and I am so grateful. Barry Manilow
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I've liked being Jewish in America - there's a secular version of Jewishness there that's more about bagels and jokes than going to synagogues. Beeban Kidron
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Everyone was doing alternative comedy. I thought I'd distinguish myself by just telling jokes, with differing degrees of success. Ben Miller
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Ricky Gervais has jokes about people with disabilities, but do I think that's a healthy thing? Yes, I really do, because he's chosen his targets very carefully, and he's thought about what he's doing. Ben Miller
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People are attracted to entertainment, for sure, or jokes, excitement and romantically heightened stories that might be false, but are still attractive fantasies. Bennett Miller
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I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes. Bill Engvall
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Jay Leno told me once, 'Don't do jokes about things you don't know about.' Bill Engvall
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I don't do plays without jokes anymore. I've retired from those plays. I think it's bad manners to invite people to sit in the dark for two and a half hours and not tell them the joke. Bill Nighy
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My favourite things are jokes, friendliness and feeling comfortable. Billy Childish
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It had more layers than an onion. These writers meant business. There was a level for everybody. Your major could be celestial mechanics, and there'd be celestial-mechanics jokes. Billy West
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. Bob Edwards
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I have a couple of jokes that are politically oriented, but it just sickens me to do them. Bob Saget
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I've just never been a person that was political or religiously savvy. Except for the fact that I was born Jewish. That gives me 10 circumcision jokes. Bob Saget
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