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I don't do plays without jokes anymore. I've retired from those plays. I think it's bad manners to invite people to sit in the dark for two and a half hours and not tell them the joke.
Bill Nighy
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Bill Nighy
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Actor
Born:
Dec 12
,
1949
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Bad Manners
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