71 Underwear Quotes for You to Enjoy

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me. Rodney Dangerfield

Morning Me Laughing Guys Could Put Underwear Hear

I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me. Emo Philips

Day Me Other Some New Well Got Underwear

Comedians get jokes offered to them, rock stars get women and underwear thrown onstage, and I get guys that want to take me fishing. Les Claypool

Me Jokes Women Stars Guys Onstage Take Thrown Comedians Rock Rock Stars Underwear Fishing Offered Get Want Them

The buyer is entitled to a bargain. The seller is entitled to a profit. So there is a fine margin in between where the price is right. I have found this to be true to this day whether dealing in paper hats, winter underwear or hotels. Conrad Hilton

Day Winter Be True Entitled Profit Paper Fine Hats Price True Between Hotels Dealing Underwear Seller Where In-Between Whether Bargain Found Right Margin Buyer

Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe. Jean Harlow

Me Besides Uncomfortable Parts Makes Underwear Breathe

I'm most comfortable in my bare shorts without any underwear and a T-shirt if I'm home. I definitely like to sleep naked. I don't know how girls do it with thongs. Forget that! Adam Rodriguez

Home Girl Naked Definitely Like Know Most Comfortable Without How Underwear Forget Any Shorts Bare Sleep

I don't cook around heat in my underwear. Antoni Porowski

Around Underwear Heat Cook

I'm definitely the kind of person to wear underwear all the time. Ashley Tisdale

Time Definitely Kind Wear Underwear Person

My studio's always in my house. I want to wake up and be like, 'You know I'm gonna make music today in my underwear. You know what, I'm gonna be in my pajamas. You know what, I'm actually just gonna stay inside for the next three days so I can make music.' Benny Blanco

When it comes to underwear, there's nothing worse than a visible panty line. Sometimes it seems like nobody knows that seamless underwear exists. But Calvin Klein makes them. Commando makes them. Hanky Panky makes them. You don't need a drawer full; a few pairs will suffice. Brad Goreski

You Sometimes Will Few Nothing Worse Visible Drawer Seems Klein Nobody Like Knows Makes Calvin Klein Line Underwear Exists Than Them Full Seamless Pairs Suffice Need

I do have a lucky pair of underwear. Brendan Fehr

Underwear Lucky Pair

Getting knocked out in your underwear in the Octagon is pretty embarrassing, but people are like, 'The guy he's fighting is really, really good, and he is a UFC fighter, so he can still beat up 99 percent of the world,' so it's not that embarrassing. Brendan Schaub

I am for the art of underwear and the art of taxicabs. I am for the art of ice cream cones dropped on concrete. Claes Oldenburg

Art Dropped Am Concrete Underwear Ice Ice Cream Cream

I had underwear thrown on stage that said 'Gokey' on the back... all glittery! It was grandma-underwear, too. Danny Gokey

Stage Too Back Thrown Had Said Underwear

I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear. David Boreanaz

Beautiful See Dirty Underwear Blonde

If you listen to 'Pod Save America', which is run by former Obama staffers and Democratic party partisans, you'll be exposed to ads for home delivery of everything from gourmet meals to underwear, presumably in the belief that you're too busy being fabulous to go near a shop. David Hepworth

Home You Party Busy Too Everything Presumably Run Obama Fabulous Ads Delivery Democratic Democratic Party Gourmet Go Underwear America Shop Listen Being Which Former Meals Exposed Belief Near Save

Journalists are out to trap me with my underwear showing. David Jason

Me Out Journalists Underwear Trap Showing

I never expected to get the Tom Jones treatment and it amazes me that I do. Strangely it's women who throw their underwear at me when I'm performing live. My male fans tend to be quite shy. My female fans are wild. I never know what to do with all the lingerie that lands at my feet. Maybe I should open a shop. Ellie Goulding

Me Women Fans Live Wild Tend Throw Never Open Performing Feet Know Female Amazes Underwear Male Lingerie Expected Get Shop Quite Maybe Lands Should Strangely Who Tom Shy Treatment

To be honest, the piece of clothing from a man's wardrobe I wear most often, to bed and around the house, is my boyfriend's underwear. I think it's infinitely unfair that women are compelled to wear underwear with a comfort factor of zero whilst men stroll around in essentially the most comfortable item of clothing ever made. Emma Ishta

Man Women Made Men Unfair To Be Honest Think Stroll Wear Factor Most Piece House Comfort Comfortable Around Bed Boyfriend Underwear Women Are Item Infinitely Often Essentially Clothing Whilst Wardrobe Ever Zero Compelled Honest

I had a Spider-man costume when I was about three, and I lost the mask. So I went to the underwear drawer and put a pair of red pants on my head. My dad came home and just laughed, and I ran into my room and burst into tears. Emun Elliott

When I was covering games, and this is back in the '60s, you'd go into the manager's office. I can still visualize Earl Weaver from the Baltimore Orioles. I can just see Earl now in his underwear... with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other, holding court. And that was the way it was done then. Frank Deford

Beer You Holding Other Cigarette Back Way Visualize See Court Still Go Underwear His Covering Hand Baltimore Office Manager Done Just Then Games Now Earl

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