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Andy Samberg
American
Comedian
Born:
Aug 18
,
1978
Always
Day
Every
Good
People
You
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You are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. No, that's wrong. This is the last day of the first day of school. Nope, that's worse. This is a day.
Andy Samberg
Life
Day
You
School
College
First
Worse
Wrong
Graduating
Graduation
Means
Your
Last
I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.
Andy Samberg
Clown
Would
Would-Be
Both
Masks
Smiling
Were
Get
Tattoo
Two
That is a strange phenomenon, people pretending to be other people.
Andy Samberg
Strange
People
Pretending
Other
Phenomenon
If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity.
Andy Samberg
You
Jokes
Humanity
Piece
Go
Fart
Let Go
If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you're dealing with pennies.
Andy Samberg
You
Strange
Penny
Strangers
Every
Pennies
About
Had
Look
Dealing
Gotten
Dollars
Lot
Which
Street
I rode a bike around town when I was a kid, with my friends, but I never got into cycling as a sport or activity. But, it is really pleasant. It's really nice to hit the mountains with all the trees and everything. I get it.
Andy Samberg
Mountains
Cycling
Nice
Trees
Pleasant
Everything
Kid
Never
Town
Sport
Around
Got
Rode
Friends
Hit
Get
Bike
Really
Activity
I don't think a baby is something that you should do because other people are doing it.
Andy Samberg
You
People
Think
Baby
Other
Something
Because
Doing
Should
These damn smartphones have enabled us to do far more than we were ever meant to all at once.
Andy Samberg
Damn
Once
More
Were
Than
Far
Us
Meant
Ever
I used to stay up at night and sneak into the TV room, past my parents, who were asleep, to watch Saturday Night's 'Main Event.' That's how I started watching SNL. On accident.
Andy Samberg
Parents
Accident
Past
TV
Stay
Main
How
Were
Sneak
Up
SNL
Room
Asleep
Used
Who
Event
Saturday
Watch
Started
Watching
Night
I've always felt that if something is polarizing, that's usually the stuff I like the most. If something is taking a chance and is willing to be weird, that's my favorite thing. I know there's somebody out there who hates it.
Andy Samberg
Somebody
Favorite
Out
Willing
Favorite Thing
Hates
Something
Taking
Weird
Stuff
Polarizing
Like
Know
Most
Felt
Always
Who
Thing
Chance
I didn't realize how much people liked to bash SNL until I was on. I've always just liked it, and I've always watched it and been into it.
Andy Samberg
People
Liked
Until
Always
How
How Much
Been
SNL
Just
Realize
Much
Bash
Watched
Class Day is a terrible name for a day when you don't have to go to any class.
Andy Samberg
Day
You
Class
Name
Terrible
Go
Any
Well, basically, when you get SNL, everyone wants to take a meeting, just in case you end up being good.
Andy Samberg
Good
You
Meeting
Everyone
Case
Take
Well
End
Up
SNL
Get
Just
Being
Wants
Basically
If I watch an episode of SNL, and there's one thing that I liked, then that's a good episode.
Andy Samberg
Good
One Thing
Liked
SNL
Then
Episode
Thing
Watch
I'm a big Letterman fan.
Andy Samberg
Big
Fan
Letterman
I love Agassi - I really followed him a lot when I was a teenager and remember when guys like him and Michael Chang were just unstoppable. He was really inspiring. Every match was so dramatic and exciting. The guy played with a lot of heart.
Andy Samberg
Love
Heart
Remember
Every
Teenager
Dramatic
Followed
Guy
Guys
Inspiring
He
Remember When
Exciting
Unstoppable
Like
Him
Match
Were
Lot
Michael
Just
Really
Played
I took my pants off in my 'SNL' audition. It was to do a character called Out of Breath Jogger from 1982. I had short shorts on underneath. It eventually aired, so it was worth it!
Andy Samberg
Character
Worth
Breath
Took
Pants
Worth It
Out
Had
Underneath
Audition
Off
SNL
Short
Shorts
Eventually
I think I was the only person in my experimental film class doing comedy. But my sense of humor and a lot of comedy that I love is quite surreal and strange, you know? You could argue that 'Monty Python' is experimental film. It just happens to be really funny.
Andy Samberg
Love
Funny
You
Class
Strange
Love Is
Sense Of Humor
Comedy
Humor
Sense
Think
Monty
Monty Python
Only
Could
Argue
Python
Know
Doing
Surreal
Lot
Person
Quite
Just
Experimental
Happens
Really
Film
When you're a comedian, and you show up on set to a job where you're not writing, and you get handed material that's as good as we do on 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine,' you just feel lucky every day.
Andy Samberg
Good
Day
You
Every Day
Writing
Job
Every
Brooklyn
Feel
Comedian
Material
Handed
Up
Get
Just
Where
Show
Lucky
Set
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