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Bob Saget
American
Actor
Born:
May 17
,
1956
Comedy
Good
Me
People
Think
You
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
Bob Saget
Become
Am
Wherever
Chameleon
Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will a family do out of desperation.
Bob Saget
Family
People
Desperation
Comedy
Will
Out
About
Aristocrat
Want
Movie
Which
Really
Now
Based
Violent
I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that's a little disturbing.
Bob Saget
Good
Me
People
Cause
Interview
Say
Bad
Disturbing
Never
Feel
Like
Because
Yeah
Been
Up
Roll
Grew
Either
Little
Watching
It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
Bob Saget
Funny
You
Job
Joke
Too
Those
Though
Tell
TV
Would
Would-Be
Guys
Network
Clean
Dirty
Aristocrat
Stuff
Like
Know
Video
Show
Night
I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.' I'll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
Bob Saget
Day
Me
People
Wake Up
Feeling
Too
Say
One Day
Laugh
Entertain
Entertain People
Clean
Dirty
Factory
Stuff
Like
Go
Wake
Up
Going
Want
Anymore
Then
Shot
The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
Bob Saget
Saying
Nature
You
Comedy
Joke
Just Do It
Think
Say
Has-Been
About
Wrong
Around
How
Been
Just
Interesting
Why
I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
Bob Saget
Funny
Me
Happy
Comedy
Nuts
TV
Find
TV Show
Dirty
Cable
New
Like
Makes
Audiences
Doing
Up
Very
Going
Just
Theaters
Fantastic
Working
Show
Seat
Set
I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don't love reality tv that much. I do watch some, I've got three daughters so we'll watch the good stuff, the fun stuff.
Bob Saget
Love
Good
Reality
Desperate
Three
Think
TV
Some
Pretty
Pretty Good
Daughters
Stuff
Like
Housewives
Got
Reality TV
Much
Show
Fun
Fun Stuff
Watch
I've had a pilot every single year that didn't sell for the past four years, that'll smack you in the back of the head. I had a really good one last year; I wouldn't have done the play in New York if I had gotten that one.
Bob Saget
Good
You
Pilot
Single
Year
Past
Every
Back
Smack
Had
Head
New
Gotten
Years
Sell
York
Done
New York
Really
Play
Four
Last
Last Year
There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of, you know, 10 years ago it was Chris and a few other people, but that's about it. Chris is in a class of his own; I don't see another comedian who I put in high regard as him.
Bob Saget
Time
You
Class
People
Few
Own
Other
Out
High
See
About
Only
Put
Comedian
Know
Him
Another
Rock
Came
His
Years
Years Ago
Middle
Regard
Who
Whole
Chris
Chris Rock
I don't censor myself, but I don't want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
Bob Saget
Myself
World
Force
Version
Want
Censor
Either
My confidence wavers between being genuine and being insecure.
Bob Saget
Confidence
Insecure
Between
Genuine
Being
I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.
Bob Saget
School
Club
Kid
Join
Never
League
Camp
Ivy
Ivy League
Get
It's interesting to talk to young comedians. I love it because it makes me go, 'Oh, that's how I can be funny.'
Bob Saget
Love
Funny
Me
Young
Comedians
Talk
Because
Makes
How
Go
Oh
Interesting
When you've seen a lot of bad stuff and just want to enjoy your life and be happy and have your kids happy and have your friends happy, you just have a value system where it raises the bar on what's important.
Bob Saget
Life
You
Be Happy
Happy
Value
Seen
Important
Enjoy
Value System
Kids
System
Bad
Bad Stuff
Stuff
Lot
Friends
Just
Where
Want
Bar
Your
Raises
I have a couple of jokes that are politically oriented, but it just sickens me to do them.
Bob Saget
Me
Jokes
Couple
Politically
Just
Them
Oriented
I've just never been a person that was political or religiously savvy. Except for the fact that I was born Jewish. That gives me 10 circumcision jokes.
Bob Saget
Me
Jokes
Political
Savvy
Born
Gives
Fact
Except
Never
Been
Person
Just
Jewish
I wasn't the first choice for the role of Danny Tanner. Betty White was. Not true, but there was another actor whom they had shot the pilot with.
Bob Saget
Pilot
First
White
Danny
Had
True
Betty
Another
Role
Shot
Choice
Whom
Actor
Unless cameras were rolling, I was pretty much not Danny Tanner.
Bob Saget
Unless
Danny
Pretty
Were
Cameras
Rolling
Much
Celebrity is a word that I find offensive. That's the c-word. I hate it. It means no discernible talent. It means all you want is to be famous. It doesn't mean you're a writer, an actor, a mime. I think I wanna not be a celebrity.
Bob Saget
You
Hate
Word
Think
Mime
Find
Writer
Talent
Offensive
Celebrity
Famous
Wanna
Want
Mean
Means
Actor
I've met so many remarkable people so far, coming up through stand-up all these years, who just aren't alive anymore. Because they are dead. Some really great people who helped change my life and career, people like Richard Pryor, Sam Kinison, Rodney Dangerfield, Johnny Carson.
Bob Saget
Life
Great
Change
People
My Life
Met
Alive
Some
Johnny
Johnny Carson
Great People
Through
Remarkable
Like
Dead
Because
Coming
Years
Up
Rodney
Sam
Pryor
Just
Anymore
Far
Richard
Richard Pryor
Really
Who
Helped
Many
Career
I think things just happen to people. That's healthier, I feel, than believing there's some grand scheme where your story is already inscribed in the Book of Life. Books get rewritten.
Bob Saget
Life
Book
People
Think
Books
Some
Scheme
Feel
Healthier
Than
Get
Just
Where
Rewritten
Happen
Story
Grand
Your
Believing
Things
There's just something about the audiences in Detroit that I've always felt connected to. Detroit is different.
Bob Saget
About
Something
Detroit
Felt
Always
Audiences
Just
Different
Just Something
Connected
Like with any good art form, if you can entertain people and make them think, it's an honor. It's just an honor to be a comedian.
Bob Saget
Art
Good
You
People
Honor
Think
Entertain
Entertain People
Like
Comedian
Make
Art Form
Any
Just
Form
Them
Good Art
One of the first things I ever did was 'Critical Condition.' That was before 'Full House.' It was a Richard Pryor movie. I didn't have a giant part, but I was in it throughout. I loved the heck out of it.
Bob Saget
First
Before
Giant
Out
Critical
Throughout
Part
House
First Things
Condition
Did
Pryor
Movie
Loved
Heck
Richard
Richard Pryor
Full
Ever
Things
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