48 Housewives Quotes for You to Enjoy

If smart phones had been around for women in the 1950s, 'The Feminine Mystique' might never have been written. The depression and ennui of housewives would have been blunted by Pinterest and Facebook. Rachel Simmons

Depression Facebook Women Phones Smart Would Mystique Never Had Written Housewives Around Feminine Been Pinterest Blunted Might Ennui

'Real Housewives of New Jersey' has taught me more about the nature of a vacuum in space than any of the demonstrations in my high school AP physics textbook. Andrea Seigel

I haven't fully moved over to the iPad. At any given time, I have about four DVDs in my pocket. I'm constantly screening 'Top Chef,' 'Housewives,' and all the other shows we have in development, racing to meet a deadline. So I pretty much bring my laptop everywhere. Andy Cohen

Time Other Meet Top Top Chef Everywhere Constantly Pretty About Pocket Given Development Over Deadline Housewives Chef iPad Any Any Given Time Moved Screening Much Racing Laptop Fully Shows Four Bring

I wanted to tell a dream-come-true story about going from a closeted gay kid who loved pop culture to an out adult man making pop culture. I went from being told when I was 21 that I should never go on TV because of my crossed eyes to winding up being a 'Housewives' whisperer and talk-show host. Andy Cohen

Gay Man Eyes Culture Kid Out Tell TV Winding About Crossed Adult Host Never Because Housewives Making Go Up Going Being Wanted Loved Story Pop Should Pop Culture Who

Ultimately, it's not my job to judge the 'Housewives' - we don't editorialize on the show; we really leave it to the audience. We have a certain wink, which is the Bravo wink. We may linger on a shot or we may let something play out longer, but we leave it to you. Andy Cohen

I love a smart, well-written show, and '30 Rock,' well, you can't get any better than that. Tina Fey poos funny. There's nothing that she does that isn't funny. That show is an example of how brilliant she is. It's so smart. They've done some brilliant commentary about the 'Housewives' with 'Queen of Jordan,' their show-within-the-show. Andy Cohen

Love Funny You Queen Better Smart Brilliant Example Nothing Some About Jordan She Well Housewives Does Rock How Well-Written Commentary Than Get Tina Tina Fey Any Done Fey Show

'Dancing with the Stars' is a great format for us. It's a format we license from the BBC, so that can't travel for us, but we consider it a great success. 'Desperate Housewives,' on the other hand, a huge success for us internationally. 'Missing' has actually sold to 80 territories before it's even gone on the air. Anne Sweeney

Success Great Travel Desperate Before Gone Stars Other Consider Air Sold Dancing Dancing With The Stars License Great Success Missing Housewives Territories Hand Huge Format Us Even Internationally Actually

Housewives run the home and sacrifice a lot, but many people forget that. Arjun Kapoor

Home People Sacrifice Run Housewives Lot Forget Many

I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don't love reality tv that much. I do watch some, I've got three daughters so we'll watch the good stuff, the fun stuff. Bob Saget

Sometimes I want to be on 'The Real Housewives of New York.' I want to remind them to figure out how to get along and support each other. Candace Bushnell

Sometimes Other Out Remind Support New Along Housewives How Real Get York New York Want Them Figure Each

What we love about the character Katie, played by Katy Mixon, is that she feels very universal and very relatable. And what we love about 'American Housewife' is that it feels like it could speak for housewives from New York to Los Angeles, from Boise to Miami. Channing Dungey

I don't think we'll see a 'Real Housewives of Koreatown' anytime soon, but here's hoping. Danielle Schneider

Think Hoping See Soon Housewives Real Anytime Here

Perhaps all artists were, in a sense, housewives: tenders of the earth household. Erica Jong

Sense Earth Perhaps Household Housewives Were Artists

I love working in television, and I've been thrilled to be a part of so many wonderful shows. I worked with Lady Gaga on 'Gossip Girl,' and the brilliant Felicity Huffman on 'Desperate Housewives,' but I think my favorite TV job so far was the pilot I shot for the CW Network this year called 'Joey Dakota.' Erich Bergen

Love Wonderful Gossip Pilot Brilliant Desperate Job Girl Year Think Television Favorite TV Joey Network Thrilled Part Felicity Housewives Gossip Girl Been Lady Lady Gaga Gaga Far Worked Shot Working Many Shows Dakota

I'm a closet 'Real Housewives' fan. Any season, any year. Ivanka Trump

Year Housewives Real Any Closet Fan Season

Usually, if I can't fall asleep, you will find me catching up on a good book or zoning out with an episode of 'The Real Housewives.' I always have a couple books on my bedside table in various stages of completion. Ivanka Trump

Good Me You Book Will Fall Books Completion Out Find Table Various Catching Couple Housewives Always Real Bedside Up Stages Episode Asleep Good Book Zoning

I think as men begin to see things that address them, they will feel that they can relate. They can't relate to 'Basketball Wives,' 'Housewives of Atlanta.' I am not judging or criticizing those shows at all; what I am saying is the perspective is not necessarily the male perspective. 'Iyanla: Fix My Life' is inclusive of everyone. Iyanla Vanzant

Life Saying Perspective Will Men My Life Inclusive Think Relate Everyone Address Those Criticizing Atlanta See Feel Housewives Judging Am Wives Male Begin Fix Them Shows Things Necessarily Basketball

Sure, when you think 'World of Warcraft,' you might picture the nerdier set - those who may have sacrificed hygiene and sleep to reach one more experience level. But the truth is that 'WoW' is populated with players of all sorts of backgrounds, from rural housewives to NFL punters. Jason Schreier

Truth You Truth Is Experience World Picture Think Backgrounds Those Wow Rural More Hygiene Sacrificed Reach Sort Sure Housewives May Warcraft Might Who Level Players Set Sleep

There was a little afternoon show that was called Afternoon. Back in those days in television, most local stations had a midday show for housewives that had a series of things. It was like a variety show for midday. Jim Henson

Local Back Those Television Stations Variety Had Days Like Most Housewives Midday Afternoon Little Show Series Things

I was on 'Desperate Housewives' and that was my crash course on being on national television topless. Also, I do what I can in between scenes: push-ups, a little free weights. I knew going in it would be a big part of the show. Josh Henderson

Desperate Free Big National Topless Television Would Would-Be Scenes Push-Ups Part Knew Weights Between Also Course Housewives Big Part National Television Going Being Crash In-Between Little Show

Nobody talks about housewives anymore! This is what we were supposed to do in the '50s. Not everybody, but in my milieu. My crowd. You went to college, and you got a degree in case, God forbid, you ever had to work. And you better find somebody to marry while you're there, because otherwise, what's going to become of you? Judy Blume

Work God You Better Degree College Somebody Become Everybody Otherwise Find Marry About Case Crowd Had Nobody Supposed Forbid Talks Because Housewives Got Were Going Anymore While Milieu Ever

I love the 'Housewives.' I don't watch 'American Idol' or 'X Factor.' I guess I don't like network reality: I like my Bravo; I like documentary programming - I love 'Intervention' and some things on TLC more than others - but the 'Real Housewives' to me are really revolutionary, in terms of giving camera time to women of a certain age. Julie Klausner

Love Time Me Age Women Reality Giving Programming Others Intervention Guess Some Some Things More Network Factor Like Terms Documentary Housewives Real Idol Camera Than Revolutionary American Bravo American Idol Really Certain Certain Age Things Watch

I really love 'Real Housewives.' It's like the, you know, comedy stuff that's, like, intentionally funny. Like, I love 'Nathan for You,' that Comedy Central show. It's just brilliant. My friend Bill Eichner has a show called 'Billy on the Street' that I write for, and even if I didn't write for it, I'd still love it. Julie Klausner

Love Funny You Comedy Brilliant My Friend Write Stuff Like Know Comedy Central Housewives Real Still Friend Just Intentionally Central Really Bill Show Billy Even Street

Housewives Quotes

No more housewives quotes