755 Humor Quotes for You to Enjoy

I want to have fun. Life ain't no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I'm a comedian; I ain't no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love. Bernie Mac

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My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious. Bill Burr

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Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. Bill Nye

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Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs. Christopher Morley

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Those who knew Lincoln described him as an extraordinarily funny man. Humor was an essential aspect of his temperament. He laughed, he explained, so he did not weep. Doris Kearns Goodwin

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Humor is imperative, more important than food. You have a choice when someone dies. You can lie down or get back into life. Do something for someone else. Doris Roberts

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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. E. B. White

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I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. Frank A. Clark

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I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy. George Takei

We're all screwed up. And the way Christians mess things up is we act like we've got it going on. And if we would just stay in that place of, 'Hey, we're all screwed up and but for the grace of God, none of us have a shot here.' We need to have a sense of humor about it; that's kind of the way I've always faced my comedy. Jeff Foxworthy

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I wasn't close to my father, but I wanted to be all my life. He had a funny sense of humor, and he laughed all the time - good and loud, like I do. He was a gay Irish gentleman and very good-looking. And he wanted to be close to me, too, but we never had much time together. Judy Garland

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Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it. Malcolm Muggeridge

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Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. Max Eastman

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Humor is just another defense against the universe. Mel Brooks

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My humor is traced with dark - I've got dark patches all over the place. Albert Brooks

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Humor can be one of our best survival tools. Allen Klein

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Bringing humor and bringing happiness and joy to an audience is a wonderful opportunity in life, believe me. Angela Lansbury

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We can't understand when we're pregnant, or when our siblings are expecting, how profound it is to have a shared history with a younger generation: blood, genes, humor. It means we were actually here, on Earth, for a time - like the Egyptians with their pyramids, only with children. Anne Lamott

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A woman who knows that she doesn't have to get all decked out to look good is sexy. A woman who can make you feel smart with her conversation skills is also sexy. I believe the sense of humor is important. Benedict Cumberbatch

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. Bil Keane

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I'm happy to say that at 62, I think I've reached that point where stuff doesn't bother me as much, and my gratitude level has gone way up, especially having gone through the loss that I've had, and losing so many of the great artists that I was close to. They taught me how to see it with a grain of salt and a lot of humor and perspective. Bonnie Raitt

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Honestly, I like someone who is really grounded, super sweet, honest. I need them to have a sense of humor. I need them to laugh at what's funny, I need them to get jokes and be funny and be witty and sarcastic. Casper Smart

I am often the brunt of my own humor. Charles R. Swindoll

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Hope for the best, survive the worst, find humor wherever you can. Claire Scovell LaZebnik

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