681 Golf Quotes for You to Enjoy

I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous. Larry David

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He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie. Mickey Mantle

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Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well. P. G. Wodehouse

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But in the end it's still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can't shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you've missed the point. Payne Stewart

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Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness. William Wordsworth

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Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true. Donald Trump

You learn their honesty, you learn their competitiveness. You learn a lot about a person. It's not that they have to sink the putt and there's a great deal of talent involved - but you do learn about how competitive a person is on the golf course, and frankly, how honest. Donald Trump

I grew up in poverty on the edge of a golf course. I saw how people lived on the other side of the tracks, the upper crust and the WASPs at the country club. We had chickens and pigs in our yards. We butchered every year. I'll never forget those things. Arnold Palmer

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Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf. Ben Hogan

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Golf is a weird sport. Some days you got it. Some days you don't. Dustin Johnson

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Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best. Jack Nicklaus

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Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. John Updike

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Self-love is a big part of golf. Lewis Black

Big Part Self-Love Big Part Golf

If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him. Lou Holtz

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My first assistant-coaching job in football was at William & Mary in 1961. The pay wasn't much, so to get $300 more per year, I agreed to coach the golf team. I didn't even know how to keep score, and really, my main job was not to wreck the van on the way to tournaments. Lou Holtz

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Golf is fundamentally about being honest. I see people hit eight shots and tell me they shot five. I never say a word. It is a reminder to me of what is at stake. Martin Sheen

By the middle of the century, retirement culture - exemplified by timeshares in Florida, the golf industry, and AARP membership - was booming. Americans, it turned out, were pretty good at figuring out how not to do anything in their twilight years. Mary Pilon

For a competitive junkie like me, golf is a great solution because it smacks you in the face every time you think you have accomplished something. That to me has taken over a lot of the energy and competitiveness for basketball. Michael Jordan

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics. Red Skelton

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