P. G. Wodehouse Quotes

P. G. Wodehouse
P. G. Wodehouse
English Writer
Born: Oct 15, 1881
Died: Feb 14, 1975
Funny Good Had He Life Like
Related authors: Arthur C. Clarke D. H. Lawrence Douglas Adams Gilbert K. Chesterton John Ruskin Ricky Gervais Rudyard Kipling Thomas Paine
Flowers are happy things. P. G. Wodehouse
Gardening Happy Happy Things Things Flowers
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. P. G. Wodehouse
Hair Invented Only Cure Gray Gray Hair
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them. P. G. Wodehouse
Funny Best Memories Restaurant Cheap Like Soup Stir Them
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them. P. G. Wodehouse
Life Good People Rule Take Never Wrong Advantage Sort Want Mean Them Apologize Apology Right
Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well. P. G. Wodehouse
God Alone Knowledge You Man Will Lies Only Well Him Ball Faithfully Test Go His Infallible Patch Where Golf Who Rough Play Serve Watching
I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit. P. G. Wodehouse
Sit Typewriter Bit Just Curse
I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled. P. G. Wodehouse
See Could He Disgruntled Being Far Actually
Golf, like measles, should be caught young. P. G. Wodehouse
Young Like Caught Golf Should Measles
Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks. P. G. Wodehouse
Few Reach Within Pile Were Trusted Them Bricks
Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good. P. G. Wodehouse
Good Dark Seen Dramatic Critic Out Come Daytime Course Up Anybody After Ever
The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows. P. G. Wodehouse
He Missed Him Because Least Links Short Uproar Upset Meadows Thing Butterflies
Her pupils were at once her salvation and her despair. They gave her the means of supporting life, but they made life hardly worth supporting. P. G. Wodehouse
Life Worth Made Despair Gave Once Pupils Supporting Were Salvation Means Her Hardly

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